Finding positive out of every negative

[psyche_08]

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1. (for those married) For the husband/wife who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else.

2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes,
because that means she is at home & not on the streets.

3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed.

4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have been surrounded by friends.

5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat.

6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine.

7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning because it means I have a home.

8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means that we have freedom of speech.

9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.

10. For the noise I have to bear from my neighbors because it means
that I can hear.

11. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear.

12. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it
means I have been capable of working hard.

13. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it
means that I am still alive.


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[morbiusjfudd]

14. For the fart that goes off that means I have a Coke to drink.

[cottoncandy]

For the mistakes I have done in the past because it means that I am not perfect.

For my drooping eyes because it means Ive been working all day and Im not bumming around.

For my unwanted "bil-bil" because it means that I had enough supply of food..."sign of progress".

For an empty wallet because it means I spent it shoppin and pigging out or it could mean I have it deposited in the bank.

For going home in the wee hours of the morning because it means I didn't sleep at somebody else's house and with somebody else.

For being alone because it means I have my own life to live without nobody givin' a damn.

For loving a guy and gettin hurt it means that I proved my friends wrong for teasin me "tomboy".

For the tears I cried it means Im just human ...gettin hurt is inevitable.

For getting drunk because it means Im not a storage for alcohol.

For breaking my "heels" because it means I get to buy another pair of shoes.

For the chismis and criticisms because it means they have spared some of their precious time maneuvering some other people's life... [insecure or suya^ lang sila]

For endless overtime @ work... because it means I'd be the happiest during paydays... weeeeeeeeeeeee! *bleh* darkevilunicorn

waaah... d ko mahuman...

[morbiusjfudd]

For the groggy eyes that means I have something to drink

[junenine]

for the clutters of toys on the floor that means my kids are with me.


for the wrinkles on my face that means I am living my life to the fullest.

[psyche_08]

for the white hair on my scalp that means wisdom. (hehehe!)

[P-Chan]

i feel pain because i am alive..

[psyche_08]

For the heart that has been broken because I know I felt love.

[devnull]

for losing that old, obsolete phone. you now have a valid reason to buy a much powerful replacement whose full features you will never be able to use

for misplacing cold cash, hopefully it will be found by someone who needs it more.

for the atm who gave me short of what i've withdrawn yet debited me the whole amount.
when it gets credited back to me, my wife would have forgotten all about it and
it will be all mine. Allllllll mineeeeeee!!! Mwahahaha!!! Mwahahahaha!!!

[pazuzu690]

for body pains and discomforts coz these things tell me that i'm still alive or in hell (which ever comes first)...