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  1. 04-16-2008, 12:50 AM #1
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    Default The most "HELAS" line you've heard

    Sa bank .. an agent was complaining in line about her account with her friend blah blah.. when all of a sudden she said "Ka dugay ba mu lihok sa mga teller oi, mas dako pa raba ko ug sweldo ana nila nah" ..

    grabeeeee....!!
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  2. 04-25-2008, 08:46 AM #2
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    Default Re: The most "HELAS" line you've heard

    Quote Originally Posted by xidor
    Sa bank .. an agent was complaining in line about her account with her friend blah blah.. when all of a sudden she said "Ka dugay ba mu lihok sa mga teller oi, mas dako pa raba ko ug sweldo ana nila nah" ..

    grabeeeee....!!
    kabaga ug face!
    xa nalang unta mag teller ui..hahaha
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  3. 04-27-2008, 09:44 AM #3
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    Default Re: The most "HELAS" line you've heard


    Helas line...

    GUY: "Is you name Gilette?"
    GIRL: NO! Y?
    GUY: Because you're the best a man can get.

    WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT? Dude, panos naka!

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  4. 04-27-2008, 12:21 PM #4
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    Default Re: The most "HELAS" line you've heard

    i don't fel eyni freyshure right now.
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  5. 10-17-2010, 05:34 PM #5
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    a kid once asked me this,
    "How much did Mom pay you, i'll double the amount."

    nice kaau squeeze iya buttcheeks... spoiled brat jud
    "People who love to eat are always the BEST people."
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  6. 10-17-2010, 05:39 PM #6
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    "bisan pag bayran tika!"...


    grrrr...
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  7. 10-17-2010, 05:46 PM #7
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    yamokmok kang dako!

    lami kaayung tamparoson ang ma taong mo batbat ani na word
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  8. 10-17-2010, 05:51 PM #8
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    "Di naka makakita og la-in after nako."

    oh really now? lols
    "People who love to eat are always the BEST people."
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    Got many of it from my superiors sa work.. as in magkatawa lang mi mga rank and file employees kung magtapok mi inig lunchbreak
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    "Praise the Lord! Nagabaan ra gyud siya. Gidungog gyud akong pag-ampo."
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