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    like sa pikas topic about ni tomas


    if you have a chance to ask the mayor of mandaue a question wat is it? and comments bout the mayor and his government...

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    Default Re: FOR MAYOR OUANO OR THE OUANOS

    Q:
    Mayor Teddy, eherm, ummmm... why is it so hard for you to fix the city's drainage? like its been there since your father... ummm.... why?

    Q:
    If given the chance to star in a Close-up tv commercial, would you consider Sam Milby?

    Q:
    Did you influence your Barangay captains and Councilors in putting their exotic smiles on repainted.... ummm... projects?

    Q:
    Were you the one who came up with the brilliant idea of renting terranos as police cars?

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    Tell me... errr... why am i asking you this? huh? huh? huh?

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    is it true that you really don't have any inkling about the MEGA SHABU LAB being built near your backyard??

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    have you consider looking yourself at the mirror?

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    ayaw sige ug pabaga ug nawng Teddy-Boy!

    bati kaayo ug dalan ang libaong mas dako pa sa iyang nawng
    grabe ug baha, mga manhole ug huge canals walay tabon
    samok nga mga tricycle sa highway
    baho nga butuanon river
    wala mangandar nga traffic lights ug street lights
    pangwarta nga jadewell nga gitang-tangan na ug contract sa uban siyudad sa nasud
    way klarong palengke
    walay matawag na tarong nga tourist spot
    inig sulod nimo mismo sa mayor's office ultimo mga rank and file ouano ang last or middle name.

    ang imo ra gyud accomplishment intawn kay ang nindot nga city hall plaza kay abi ikaw man ang mogamit ...and most of all the mega shabu lab, the biggest in asia if not the world.

    mga higala kani si Teddy-Boy (short for baboy) iya gyud ni kanunay paninduton ang fiesta sa mandaue. Kanang bongga gyud, naay miss mandaue, pwerting daghana ug artista, daghan holiday ug activities ang mga emplyedo sa city hall ug mga eskwelahan para masalipdan iyang kapalpak ug ang iyang pangurakot.

    MGA OUANO WA MO'Y AYO, PWEH PWERA-GABA!!!


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    Default Re: FOR MAYOR OUANO OR THE OUANOS

    Ingon diay ani si Mayor Teddy? Karon pako.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sovabon
    Ingon diay ani si Mayor Teddy? Karon pako.
    taga mandaue ka?

    Quote Originally Posted by tolstoi
    have you consider looking yourself at the mirror?
    haha!

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    mayor, nganu and basura dili man makuha kada-adlaw? nganu dha dapit sa H cortes kalsada grabe ka libaung? bata pa ko ingana na mana hantod karon mao ra gihapon... tsk tsk tsk suroy suroy pud tawn sa mandaue oi! and inyong parking kanunay wala... so gasto gasto lang mo papintal sa kalsada ug linya walay pulos. unsa man imong buhat sa isa kaadlaw nga dli man ka maka tubag sa problema sa taga mandaue?

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    why do you love to advertise your "so-called accomplished project" WITH YOUR HUGE FACE in it!!

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    do you have a mirror at home?

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