man vs. woman in shopping

[kit_cebu]

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ahaka!!! mao ni nahitabo gahapon nako with my wifey.... hahahahaha

[HanzoHattori]

hahaha true au ni da mga girls ky high endurance kaau basta shopping na

[jmc32]

shopaholic jd ang mga gurls--dugay jd human, pili, decide then palit pwd pd mubalhin pajd la-in place b4 realizing na naa sa pkas ang paliton--balik napd--ending sometimes wla na ang gus2 paliton

[fanatic_me]

hahahahaha...murag sakto jud ni bro..

[Mugi17]

Hahaha, sakto jud ni oy...
Grabe jud stamina ning girls basta shopping...

[donrey]

TUMPAK!!!MAY TAMA KA!!!..ing-ani sd ako wife,kapoya cge sunod2x unya kng mo ask ko nga adto lng ko sa sports section mo-ana dayon nga:

1. Di man ka supportive
2. Mas maau pa katong nanguyab pka ky wa ky reklamo.
3 lakaw na!biyae nlng ko

tsk3...girl are girls jud

[crowxviii]

I think mao na wala maka sulod ang girl sa GAP kay naabtan ug close. hehehe but anyway this is exactly like me and my wife.

[diehard96]

REASONS NOT TO BRING A MAN WHILE SHOPPING:

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she
loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from
the local Target.

Dear Mrs. Samuel,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our
store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both
of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel,
are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'


And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of
the clerks passed out.

[freesoulyra]

mao na if naa ko gusto paliton dapat ako ra isa aron wlay mo reklamo nko kay ending lahi rba ako mapalit.

[ladyaries]

ana jud na bsta mga girls magshopping dugay au mahuman..nature na ba...