poide ni i-add dire..
nahurot akong hangin ug sigeg katawa..
Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
Bloodninja: Yeah, I just like fighting movies.
Partner6: So whats with the *Ninja*
Bloodninja?: Uh, It's cause I'm into the kung fu gangs and sh*t. You know, rollin with tha homies and sh*t.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
Bloodninja: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
Bloodninja: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
Bloodninja: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
Bloodninja: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
Bloodninja: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
Bloodninja: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
Bloodninja: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
Bloodninja: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
Bloodninja: Oh sh*t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f*ck women...
Bloodninja: Sh*t just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipsh*t.
Bloodninja: I whimper to myself...
Bloodninja: please don't shoot me
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awwwwwww........
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payter payter! hasul sa tanang hasul! haha
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hahaha. lingaw tong sumpay da
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wahahahaha...nindot ni da....
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kita nakos site.. lols
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hahahahaha... nice2x...
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06-18-2009, 01:20 PM #38Newbie
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hahaha. good one.
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ahahaha geek jokes!
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HUH? corn corn
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