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  1. 07-20-2010, 11:43 AM #361
    vianess
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    Juan: hoi pedro! bayad sa imung utang oi!
    Pedro: naa d i koy utang nimu Juan?
    Juan: naa oi! kato ganing hubog kaayo ka, remember?
    Pedro: aw o i remember. naka bayad naman ko bai Juan oi!
    Juan: kanus.a gud ka ni bayad?
    Pedro: aw, katong hubog sad kaayo ka!
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  2. 07-20-2010, 11:51 AM #362
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    ni tolo akong sip.on sa sgeg katawa. hahaha
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  3. 07-21-2010, 04:47 PM #363
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    Juan: Father forgive me for I have sinned! I’m always sexually preoccupied and often read dirty jokes and graphics from my cell phone!
    Father Pedro: My child…ipadala mo naman sa akin ‘yung iba.
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  4. 07-21-2010, 05:33 PM #364
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    hahaha mawala jud akong stress diri dapita hehehehe thank you guys..more please hehehe
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  5. 07-21-2010, 06:15 PM #365
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    Quote Originally Posted by madina View Post
    Pedro as EMCEE..

    Konsehal : Dro palihog kog acknowledge ni Mayor nga late naabot, tura o nilabay nah..
    Pedro : I would like to acknowledge the late mayor who just passed away....

    payter kaayo bro....
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  6. 07-21-2010, 08:57 PM #366
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    ang mag asawang juan ug tikla hinanuk nang nangatulog sa dihang gipadamgo ni san pedro si juan....

    SAN PEDRO: juan, hapit naka mamatay, tan-awa kining lamparilya, ang gas sud ini maoy simbolo sa imung kinabuhi. inig ka hubas, yatap naka....

    JUAN: mao ba san pedro, kinsa man ning lamparilya tupad sa akoa daghan paman kaayug sud?

    SAN PEDRO: sa imung asawa nga si tikla, nagpasabot nga dugay pa xa mamatay...

    JUAN: pwedeg kuhaan nakog gamayng gas ning kang tikla arun akong ibalhin sa akong lampara arun mutaas sab akong kinabuhi san pedro?

    SAN PEDRO: pwede pero di nimu pwedeng asnaton ang sudlanan sa gas...

    JUAN: aw kasayun...ako lang itusnob ning akong tudlo sa lampara ni tikla unya akong ipatulo ang gas sa akong lampara....

    ug tuod man gihinay hinay ug balhin ni juan ang gas sa lampara sa iyang asawa padung sa iyang lampara sa dihang gipukaw siya pagkalit ni tikla.....

    TIKLA: hoy! naunsa ka diha juan? pagsulti gud ug ka iy*ton ka! di kay ituslok2 nimu nang imung tudlo sa akong lubot dayun ihungit sa imong baba....



    heheeeeeh.....
    yucksssss kaayu ka juan do...
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  7. 07-21-2010, 09:56 PM #367
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    Quote Originally Posted by will_fred View Post
    di kataw-anan
    killjoy tawhana
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  8. 07-22-2010, 12:38 PM #368
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    kataw anan kaayu,.....ngek,ngek,,,,ngek,,,,,hahay maypang walay kaestorya,,hehe
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  9. 07-22-2010, 07:27 PM #369
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    pedro: remediohan (make love) tka na, bayaran man tka og P1000. ge na! nya ingun.ani ang challenge, nig tagak nako sa 1000 mo tuwad daun ka nya imo kwa.on den e paslak nako, nya kung maka barog naka d na ko, mana ta.


    peryang: tawagan sa nako ako bf ha kung mu sugot ba (nanawag)
    BF: sge ok ra, pag dali lang ug kuha para d sha ka paslak
    taod'2...

    BF: nakuha na nimo?
    ...peryang: Aaah.. Aaahha.. Aah, wala pa, eh. Ah. Ah!
    BF: ,ngano man?
    peryang: sensilyo man ni!
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  10. 07-23-2010, 12:25 AM #370
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    Pedro ug iyang anak...

    Anak : Pa, gikasab-an ko sa akong maestra
    Pedro: Ou nganu man nak?
    Anak : Ako man gud gi kissan akong klasmate.
    Pedro: Kaw jud anak, liwat jud kay ka naku....unya unsa may pamati anak?nindot?
    Anak : Oo Papa, gwapo man gud sya.

    bangas kah..
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