CaLLCenTeR BLooPeRs

[isis winter]

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Agent: Is it B for bravo or B for boy?
Customer: Uuuuh, both?

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here's another one: i dunno if this is true, but you be the judge!! hahahahaha

Cust: "May I know your name?.."
Agent: "Batman..."

C:"May I know your name?"
A:"My name is Bat-man..."

C:"Trying to be funny?!. What is your surname?.."
A:"Supar-man..."

C:"I want to speak with your manager..."

ug mao ni iyang ID:



hahahahahaa sala ba diay niya kung mao jd na iyang name??

BWAHAHAHAHA the best jud ni ....

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pisti on the line .....

[raindrops25]

hahaha nice kaau... gakatwa ko ako ra usa bura kog boang...

[p26]

from my own experience

naa ko sa una kasakay before sa 17C na dyip na taga convergys, then nibayad ang taga convergys sa driver

CVG employee: pls ko bayad (naghatag 20 pesos)
Driver: asa ni gikan?
CVG employee: seyn syeng kow (sanciangko)
Driver: asa?
CVG employee: seyn syeng kow

na gets gyud sa driver na gikan sanciangko

Driver: asa man naog?
CVG employee: ay chi
Driver: asa?
CVG employee: ay chi. ay chi park (IT Park)

perteng pugong ko sa akong katawa

Ay chus, naglisud intawon ko basa sa sobra ug apply sa American Accent sa agent. May gane wala siya tubaga sa driver, "didja say it right?"

[quantumnasher]

ako ako ako

while doing my own calls.. my co-agent has a really loud voice...

agent: hi good day this is ___. im calling on behalf of ____. blah blah blah...(opening spiel)

customer: not interested

agent: namugos..take 1..action..but perhaps sir you might be interested on this and want to take advantage for our 1 month free trial...

customer: no, not interested still (going to hang-up)...

agent: namugos.. take 2.. action.. just give me one minute si to walk you through with this offer.. this trial we are offering is specially offered to selected people (hala buot2x nah..! ni simang na sa rebuttals.. mamugos much?)

seatmate nga agents: giggling... and whispering..then the agent goes on with his rebuts in a very loud voice..

customer: are you having a conference there?

agent: oh No Sir, as i have mentioned this offer is a way to increase your sales as you will be on the priority listing.. (other atik atik boret..)

customer: ok.. your good might as well try it..(bang na dani lageh!)

hahaha.. swerti wala na monitor kay bag-o lang siya nahuman sa monitoring turn niya...

murag kaila q ani nga spiel dah, hmmmnnnn naa ni sa IT - park na company sa? skyrise 2? online business listing inyo gi offer

[ariejean]

waaaaaaaaaaa! nalingaw jud ko og basa ani da! hehehe post pa!

[cromagnon]

e for espagheti
q for cucmber
m as in monkey
o as in orangotan
y as in you

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rep: thank you for calling
custspanish cust )
rep: (supose to transfer the call to spanish dept)
one moment while i transfer you the spaniards (bang)

cust: im wating for my package
rep: oh let me check that in here
(package arrived )
cust: oh their here
rep: oh , their there ?

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rep: thank you for calling
cust : im fed up , still didnt recive my minuites , im too old for this and still have too many things to do
i have to do dialysis 3x a week , and im too old im 49 years old .
i you to dix my problem ,
im old enough 49yrs old .

rep (me) : oh not too old ma'am ...

csut: what ?

rep: not too old ..

cust: ohhh thank you , i just had my bday , the other day

rep: oh thats great how was it ?

cust: ohh it was so wonderful , i got all my frens , i have flowers , and i walk to my garden , bla bla bla
oh thank you so much .

rep: ur welcome ,now going back to ur minutes ,..

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rep: take the battery out ma'am
cust : i cant !!
rep: is it too hard
cust: no! i cant
rep: why is that ma'am
cust: i only have 1 hand , and no ones here to help, can i just call back..
rep: ... oh ok.. ma'am


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cust: i WANT to Speak to The vise President of ur Company noW!!
rep: we dont have extention to that sir , i only have someone higer than me.
cust: you guys really suck , i already reach my boiling point !!
rep: i see sir ... let me check on that here...
cust : im serious man , my heads about to blow! ,im more than my boiling point now.
rep: unfortunately sir ,theres actually a need to wait 3 days
cust: u know what i will go to Wall mart , and i will bring a banner ! saying Dont buY (ur product)!!
rep: (mute button) bwahahahaha!!