Stupid Questions w/ Smart Answers

[miine16]

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^^ ahaka ato oie. unsa kaha kung sa Pinas na gikan. )

[mykisme]

great lines..

[kerel09]

magamit jud ni nato ang uban sa everyday life...hehe..pilosopo bah..

[chocoholic.damsel]

hahaha, nice nice nice nalingaw ko.. more more

"say you love me, say you love me!"--"you love me."

[prodigal_son321]

nce one..heheh

[FukenGruven]

sakto au...

[herp_doctor]

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Whatta wise-ass....

[vanschen]

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.

wahaha.

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

hahaha.

[ajaepm]

i like this! it's funny . thanks for sharing!

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