post your weird/funny/irritating etc. text inquiries here! LOL!

[silver]

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it happens jud to seller between buyers hehehe

[guilliam]

on stud service on one of my GSD's:

caller: dili ko sure kon when nag heat ning among female.

me: usually 9 to 16 days ang takal ana on the average. naa mo laki nga dog diha, bisan dili GSD pa try lang kon hinog na ang iyang heat?

caller: naa sir.

me: try daw na padoul sa imong bitch then kon mag pa sampa gani dili mo sukol ang bitch or ganahan ra na patungan siya tang tanga dayon.

caller: time sa sir, gi KAPON man ning amo iro.

toinks!

[zelighozar]

hahaha rock n roll!!!!!...

[guilliam]

a friend's experience on stud service:

stud owner: dili ko sugot nga wala'y shooter

bitch owner: madala ra lagi na bisan wala shooter

stud owner: ngek; kapuyon ug ma stress pa lang ning akong laki. total barato ra bitaw nang shooter's fee. pure breed imo dog with papers nya wala'y shooter, alkanse ang akong laki

bitch owner: ngano man lagi nang mga bisaya beh, bisan wala shooter shooter mo lock man

stud owner: (na irita na tingali kay kuripot gyud dili mo kuha ug shooter ang bitch owner), aw; kon mao diay na sa bisaya na lang na patakali imong iro.

toinks!

[technowar]

kani

stranger: bai malibang ning tarantula?
seller: o
stranger: onsay porma?


ga hunahuna ko bah kong malibang mo otong man cguro ang tarantula. tangtang cgurong lobot. heheheh

waaaaaaa. hehe

bai ken

Nice

@TS
Nice idea, sir

[guilliam]

in dog's buy and sell:

me: pure ni imo shih tzu bro?(i already know its not pure based on the pics, just starting a warning to other's that may be misleaded that the shih tzu is pure breed when it is not).

seller: pure kaayo ni boss

me: taas lagi iya simod/ilong?

seller: awh ing ana gyud nang pure nga shih tzu, taas ilong. mestizo gud na.

I was rolling on the floor laughing of his ignorance spiced with arrogance. nyahhahha.

- g

[guilliam]

in the buy and sell section around 3 years ago in istorya.net the thread title was something like "DOG CAGE FOR SALE":


seller: DOG CAGE FOR SALE, painted and no rust

inquiry from an istoryan: unsa ang reason for selling ani? nindot pa man kaayo imo cage

seller: ako ning baligya ang cage kay ang ako iro gikawat.

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hinampak sad ning mga kawatan sa ilaha; ning palit gani ug iro para mag bantay sa kawatan, ang iro man hinoon ang gikawat. nyahhahah.

- g

[kencarlkey]

wahahahahahaha....kani na remember nako sauna

buyer: napa imo ******** tarantula sir?? pila mn?

me: tag php###### sir, usa nalang na bilin...nahan ka?

buyer: pila last price?

me: tag php##### ang last price nako sir

buyer: ahh..ok..
(then wla na ni confirm)

(several days after)

buyer: napa imo ******** tarantula?

me: yup, naa paman...kuhaon nimo?

buyer: pila last price?

me: php###### lng gihapon sir ( was thinking abi cguro niya mo ubos ako price kung mo inquire cya after several days, wahahahahahahahah!!!!)

[e_migz]

bwahaha... mao2 man cguro ni katong cgeg text nako ken....

[kencarlkey]

unsa number? e pm lng nya ang number nako...basi kaila ko..ehehheehhe...