there's a new dangerous virus being passed around
electronically, orally and by hand. This is called Weary
Overload Recreational Killer (WORK), if you recieve WORK
from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else
by any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out
your private life completely. If you should come into contact
with WORK, put your jacket on and take 2 friends to the nearest
store. Purchase the antidote known as Work Isolation Neutralizer
Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter
(BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been
completely eliminated from your system. You should forward
this warning to your 5 friends. WARNING: If you do not have 5 friends,
then you have already been infected