If a gem falls into mud it is still valuable.
If dust ascends into heaven, it remains valueless.
When a man's sleep is better than his waking--
It is better that he should die.
Make no friendship with an elephant-keeper
If you have no room to entertain an elephant.
If you truly love and kiss a woman then you are not badjot!![]()
I fear that you will not reach SM City, O dear friend!
For the road which you are following leads to Ayala Center!
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"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be." - George Carlin
Do you believe in GOD? No! BANG!!!
Do you believe in GOD? Yes! Then, do you believe in my GOD? NO! BANG!!! - George Carlin![]()
don't you have better things to do?
-handsoff on people who quotes stand-up comedians.
Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected.![]()
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