Dumbest Things You've Ever Heard Anyone Say - Pinoy style

[moyti]

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20. An officemate of ours told us a story about driving alone in her car: "Alam niyo, pag nag-iisa ako, feeling ko…wala akong kasama…"

toink!

[Motownkid]

hehe

nindot unta ug naa pod binisaya.. :mrgreen:

[dellahaye]

ahahahaha

[nadine eidloth]

makalingaw oi!
bahakhak ko todo sa opisina oi!

[jayspike]

bahakhak jud

[Melvinthegreat]

Barker ng bus: Ah Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao!!!" Pasahero: "Boss, Cubao?"

the best!!!!

[globalj]

Kumbati sad oi... Mura man sad ug My Pamily!!! You know who I mean.

[she_babymo]

16. I once heard an emcee say: "Let's give her a warm of applause!"

17. One classmate in highschool said, "Ang cute naman ng sintas mo, luminou!" I corrected him and said, "luminous!" Then he replied, "Oo nga pala, plural!"

18. Barker ng bus: Ah Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao!!!" Pasahero: "Boss, Cubao?"

20. An officemate of ours told us a story about driving alone in her car: "Alam niyo, pag nag-iisa ako, feeling ko…wala akong kasama…"

22. I overheard a lady place an order at Starbucks: "One cup of chino please."

24. I had a meeting with a friend and I noticed that both of us were wearing stripes. He suddenly blurted out: "Uy, stripes din! It's the color of the day!"

26. When I saw that I got a missed call, I said, "Hey, I got a missed call!" My friend said, "Anong sabi?"

29. A call center agent told a foreign customer regarding the changing of the due date of her credit card: "Ma'am, I already changed your monthly period."


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LMAO!

[karlyn]

wahhhhhhhhh!!! nalingaw ko! hehehhe

[bukikong]

pareha gyud ni sa kanang:

teacher: ok class, get one half sheet of paper.
students: one fourth mam?

toweeeng!