God's Existence Has Been DISPROVEN!!! (Well, Almost)

[anti-christ]

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from apologetic source....


hmmmmm


those apologetics tends to bullsh*t alot.


Re: God's Existence Has Been DISPROVEN!!! (Well, Almost)

how the hell can you disprove something not proven

[podot]

ai ambot lang gyud but this is very interesting

[Velvett]

from apologetic source....


hmmmmm


those apologetics tends to bullsh*t alot.


Re: God's Existence Has Been DISPROVEN!!! (Well, Almost)

how the hell can you disprove something not proven

so u fall under:

ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF PROOF

1. You can't prove God exists!
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.


So what's next, shimi? magtuyok tuyok ni? unsay part 2?

[black sky]

Interesting arguments, but it sounds like an elementary student's writings. You know, that spoiled brat-like tone of his. It almost sounds like he's whining about God's existence, instead of disproving it.

The link given by kalanrakas is a lot more accurate and let's say.. professional.

[YJOB]

daghan storya daghan sayop.

mao ra ni akong comment ay:

1. There are many topics in istorya against GOD.
2. If GOD exists, He will delete it all and give you cancer.
3. The topics are still here, and you are still alive and kicking.
4. So you assume GOD does not exist?

samot!

[Keldricus]

^ lol Yjob

[shimiyu]

Utterly Profound Disproofs of God's Existence [Part 2]

if you get the satire, you can read the full article at J.P. Holdings' Apologetics web site
http://www.tektonics.org/guest/300proof.html
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ARGUMENT FROM BRAINWASHING

1. Christians claim that we have been brainwashed by secular colleges & universities in their futile thinking, and by secular reasoning.
2. We can just as easily say that Christians have been brainwashed by churches and the clergy.
3. Their brainwashing keeps them from the truth, rationality and freethought.
4. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

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ARGUMENT FROM PERCEIVED LACK OF DIFFERENCES

1. I say that the Christian God isn’t any different than the gods of other religions.
2. Therefore, the Christian God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM MEANNESS

1. If God did exist, it would be mean of him to make me believe he didn’t!
2. The Bible portrays God as mean.
3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

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ARGUMENT FROM NON-INSTRUMENTATION

1. You are an theist.
2. You did something bad.
3. You are obviously not an instrument of God.
4. God doesn’t exist.

THE ARGUMENT FROM CHRISTIAN IMMORALITY

1. Somewhere, someone who called himself or herself a Christian did something evil.
2. This person was probably not lying.
3. Therefore, this person was a Christian.
4. Therefore, Christians do evil things.
5. Therefore, Christians are not moral.
6. Christians believe in the Bible.
7. Therefore, the Bible is not moral.
8. The Bible is God's word. It says so.
9. Therefore, God is not moral.
10. (We are just ignoring all the nice things that Christians have done in the past and present, it's hard to trust history and the news anyway.)
11. An immoral God would be really evil.
12. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

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ARGUMENT FROM DEGREES

1. I Have a philosophy degree.
2. Your knowledge in philosophy is paltry in comparison to mine.
3. Therefore you are unable to comprehend my intense philosophical proofs proving God's non-existence.
4. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM MULTIPLICITY

1. I have a large number of arguments against God.
2. One of them is probably true.
3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ANTI-PASCAL'S ARGUMENT

1. If God exists, it would really suck.
2. If God didn't exist, it would be really cool.
3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM SINS I LIKE

1. I like X.
2. This isn’t just my opinion.
3. It is backed up with facts.
4. It has nothing to do with morals, but facts.
5. Christians say X is a sin.
6. But for a sin to exist and Christians to be right, God must exist.
7. I don’t believe X is a sin.
8. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

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ARGUMENT FROM EYEWITNESS (I)

1. You weren't there to witness the Creation/the Flood/the Exodus/the Crucifixion/the Resurrection/etc.
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM EYEWITNESS (II) (sometimes follows or combined with the previous disproof)

1. Someone wrote the Creation story in the Bible.
2. That someone obviously wasn’t an eyewitness to the described events because they are completely unbelievable (and I think there are two very different Creation accounts in Genesis 1 and 2).
3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM EYEWITNESS (III)

1. No one's ever seen God.
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

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ARGUMENT FROM NIETZSCHE or ARGUMENT FROM THE FASIONABILITY OF QUOTING NIETZSCHE

1. Nietzsche says God is dead.
2. Anyone who says that God is dead must be highly intelligent.
3. Anyone who is highly intelligent can be trusted to make only true statements.
4. Therefore Nietzsche was smart and was speaking the truth when he said that God is dead.
5. Therefore God is dead (ie God does not exist).

ARGUMENT FROM MARX

1. Marx says that religion is the opium of the masses.
2. If I'm seen reading a copy of the Communist Manifesto, it'll make me look like an intellectual.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.

ARGUMENT FROM FREUD

1. Freud says that God is just wish-fulfillment.
2. Any intangible concept that I wish for, other than good weather, good grades, happiness, love, respect and friendship, cannot exist.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.

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ARGUMENT FROM DIVINE OPPOSITION AS USED BY A TEENAGE ATHEIST SKATEBOARDER

1. Satan is really cool, dude.
2. You really wanna, like, be like Satan, right dude?
3. Therefore God, like, doesn’t exist and stuff. Totally.

[Keldricus]

Re: God's Existence Has Been DISPROVEN!!! (Well, Almost)

how the hell can you disprove something not proven

Exactly. The statement (thread title) presupposes that he exists though.

[YJOB]

oy, nakit-an sa judge ang sipyat sa ombudsman ;D

[shimiyu]

haha mura man ta'g on trial ani yjob.