manny pacquiao napod!!!

[mhaw]

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Pacquiao’s sweets

Pacquiao: honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : lambing mo talaga. mwah !! nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!


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“Yah! I’m hurt. Not that really hurt…. But I’m not too much confidence and aggresive… I hope Philippine peoples enjoy and happy….”
- Pambansang Kamao: Manny Pacman Pacquiao


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“Quotes!..
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Quotes!…
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Quotes?….
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Quotes?!…..”
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- Manny Pacquiao calling the attention of his coach Freddie Roach.



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Nung bata daw si Pacquiao nakipag-away daw ito sa iskul...

Boy: Bakit mo ako sinuntok?

Manny: E, tinawag mo akong chempanzi!

Boy: Last year pa yon! Abnoy!

Manny: Eh kanina ko lang nakita ang pecture ng chempanzi, bubo!

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Freddie Roach: Manny, I thought you want to drink orange juice?
Pacquiao: Weyt, kuch. Wan mur minutes...
Freddie Roach: What?
Pacquiao: wan mur minutes!
Freddie Roach: I don't get it
Pacquiao: Ahhh, you distarbing me!!! (sabay tapon ng pouch ng orange juice)

Dinampot ni Freddie Roach ang pakete ng orange juice na may nakasulat na "Concentrate"

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Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!

- Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal. =)


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"I ikspik that it will be a long payt, a good payt. But you know, I didn't ikspik. Tinks por da God, you know, and tinks por ol da pelepeno pipol!

- Manny Pacquiao."

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Manny Pacquiao vocabulary
INRITS YUR BOCABOLARY: by Manny Pacquiao
TACTICS - tunog ng orasan
PAYT - laban para sa Pinoy
TAYTOL - pamagat ng laban
JENGKEH - name ng dyowa nya?!
NO PEER - sponsor nya
MOTOR KID - pag-ikot nya sa Manila
CHECK IN - manok sa McDo
CORRUPT - pagsara ng mata
MURA LESS - nakalaban nya
WIT - timbang
WAWAWE - noontime show
DUET - gawin mo
L.A. - Leto Atsensya!
QUOTES - tawag nya kay Freddie Roach!

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FACELIFT
Pasyente ... magkano ang facelift?
Doktora ... complete treatment ay P145,000
Pasyente ... mahal!!! ano bang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha akong bata?
Doktora ... heto tsupon, P20 lang!!


ORDER
Customer ... waiter! bakit ang tagal ng order ko? ilan ang cook nyo dito?
Waiter ... ay, sir, wala pu kame cuk dito...pipse lang. pipse!!


PROBLEMA NGA
Pasyente ... Doc, may problema ako...tuwing alas otso ng umaga dumudumi ako...
Doktor ... so, anong problema doon?
Pasyente ... Eh alas nuwebe po ako nagigising.


CUSTOMER
A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
Lady sitting next asked, "are they your babies?"
Man: "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints!"


ACCIDENT
A lawyer driving on a highway notices a crowd in an intersection.
With his urge to get into the thick crowd and see the action, he shouted,
"I'M THE SON OF THE VICTIM."
Upon hearing, the people made way for him to get through.
There he saw, bloody and helpless lying in front of the people...a pig bumped by a trailer truck!


PINTURA
Erap ... Honey, nagpintura ako ng banyo.
Loi ... Bakit dalawa ang suot mong jacket, ang init, init !!!
Erap ... Sabi kasi sa label, for best results put on 2 coats.


MANNY PAKYAW
Reporter ... Manny, anong bill ang gagawin mo kapag congressman ka na?
Manny ... Ano'ng bill? yung tomotonog pagkatapos ng bawa't round sa bukseng?


HIWALAYAN
Wife ... maghiwalay na tayo!
Man ... ok! akin ang bahay!
Wife ... Akin ang farm!
Man ... Akin ang kotse!
Wife ... Wag mo isama driver, matagal ng akin yan.
Man ... Magkakamatayan tayo! Akin siya!


HOLDAP

Holdaper.... Holdap ito Lola.....
Lola ... Amang, wala akong pera!
Holdaper ... Alam ko kung asan ang pera mo...[sabay pasok ng kamay sa bra ni Lola]
Lola ... Ituloy mo iho, may dollars pa sa ibaba!!

[mhaw]

learn to speak with manny:


ASPECT- Pantusok ng yelo

BEEHIVE - Magpakatino ka

BESTOW - Nabuking

blow - asul

CD ROM - Tignan ang kwarto

CITY - Numero bago mag utsu

DEDUCT - Ang pato

DEFENSE - Ang bakod

DEFEAT - Ang paa

Defer- Ang balahibo

DEFLATE - Ang plato

DEFRAG - Ang palaka

DELIVERY - walng bayad; free

DELUSION - di masikip yon

DEPOSIT - Ang gripo

DEPRESS - Ang pari

Detail - ang buntot

Detest- Ang pagsusulit

DEVALUE - susunod s letter V

DEVASTATION - Sakayan ng bus

Devote- Ang boto

DIFFERENCE - ang prinsipe

DIFFERENCES - ang princesa

DILLEMA - hindi maliwanag

EFFORT - langdingan ang efflane

EGYPT - is smaller than a truck

FORUM - Apat na kwarto

IRAN - tumakbo ako

IRAQ - es bigger than a stone

July - Nagsinungngaling ka ba?

LITURGY - comes after litur F

OPINION - hinde sarado

PAPERS - bayad muna

***** - tapos na

Persuading - unang kasal

POOR - Bago mag payb

PREDICATE - Pakawalan mo ang pusa

PROFIT - Patunayan mo

PROTESTANT - Tindahan ng prutas

PUNCTUATION - bayad pang enrol

SELFISH - Nagbebenta ng isda

SHAMPOO - Bago mag labing-isha

STATUE - Ikaw ba yan

SUSPICIOUS - Napakaluwang

Tenacious - Sapatos na pang tennis

Thesis - ingles ng "Ito ay..."

TISSUE - Ikaw ba ito?

[schon]

aaahahahahahaha!!!! ahaka pud ani oi!...naa namay kaugalingon dictionary c manny...!!!

[LoGgZz]

hehehe! samot sikat si manny.

[maryneal]

lupig tang manny ani..nanay dictionary c manny...

[crimsonking]

this is a mockery from people who sound like beatels, bicycels, wam fourth .........

[amazed]

drink your magnolia milk first..

Manny: "yis mem"

[macmemphis]

very informative......dugang2x sa ako bokabolari..hehehehe

[xXxslaoxXx]

drink your magnolia milk first..

Manny: "yis mem"

sounds like dis. drink ur magnolia milk pierce.

Manny: "yis mem"

[is.tee.de.ay.oh]

liwat kaau ni dionisya oe!!..jajaja