HE: Can i buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think i could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can i have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw younaked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life -- in your wildest dreams.
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Thread: Ways to turn men down:
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08-05-2005, 09:44 PM #1Junior Member
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08-10-2005, 04:00 PM #2Elite Member
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Re: Ways to turn men down:
hehehehehe nice!! nice lines to ditch a guy u dont like.. heheheheh
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08-11-2005, 09:22 AM #3C.I.A.
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Re: Ways to turn men down:
....and to bayots you dont like also........
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08-11-2005, 09:58 AM #4C.I.A.
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Re: Ways to turn men down:
grow some hair in yur armpit..he'll leave yu in no time
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08-12-2005, 03:02 PM #5Junior Member
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Re: Ways to turn men down:
@tolstoi, hehhe nice 1! i was really down on my knees laughing. wekekekke
ato ato lng ni ha! wekwekwke \m/
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08-12-2005, 05:12 PM #6Junior Member
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Re: Ways to turn men down:
mao na maniguwang dalaga mo...morag kinsa gwapaha
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08-13-2005, 09:30 AM #7 Re: Ways to turn men down:
@rumsfield: hahaha!
kinsa kita og whitechicks? f maka meet mo katong nigro unsaon man ninyo pagturn down beh?>
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08-13-2005, 01:34 PM #8Elite Member
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Re: Ways to turn men down:
excuse me zhen and for the girls out there?? are u sure u can turn a guy down with that
is it 100% or lets just say a 70% success??
kay naa man gyud mga laki na katukon ug utok...they just think na "ahh
gisuwayan ra ko ani"
kay kung ako...bahal na diha...nyahahahahhah :P
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08-14-2005, 04:27 PM #9Junior Member
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Re: Ways to turn men down:
just get a gun and shot the knee of a guy to turn him down hehehehe...
kung base lang dyan di cguro ma down ang guy...
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08-14-2005, 06:16 PM #10Elite Member
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Re: Ways to turn men down:
Originally Posted by panget23
just get a gun and shot the knee of a guy to turn him down hehehehe...
kung base lang dyan di cguro ma down ang guy...
sakto gyud ka diha doh....
so girls get ur daddy's gun....lolz
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