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travel to another planet, maybe ...
with the way technology is progressing, basin naa na traffic padulong sa mars before pa ko mamatay ...

a workshop complete with power tools!!!

a guy who's reasonable ... kanang dili magpataka ug pangasaba kay nagwear ang girl ug something na di siya kaangay unya di basta basta magselos bisan nakigstorya ra gani sa uban lalaki (storya nga di...

clean toenails on a guy is really sexy ... pero not to the extent nga magpamanicure jud ug pink ha!

never apologize for burping and farting ... better out than in, like shrek always say ...

niadtong uyab pa ta, ganahan jud ka magtapad tapad nako ... karon, ingnan na lang ko nimo nga "hawa ba kay igang."

aw, tanduay ug ginebra pod diay ...

i stand corrected!!! beer jud! red horse. hehehehe.

hahahaha ... crying is emotional blackmail oi para takpan ang lying oi. unya mao na mudivert conversation ang guys kay nabuking na man. that means, you can't lie straight jud!

younger ... because i surround myself with the younger generation para i don't act my age ... lisod man jud kay tiguwang na ko kaayo.

correct!!! and they don't bloat kay nag retain ng water ...

kana tanang mangutang, mag take na lang initiative na mubayad oi.

naa ra ba na sila style na magpabungol bungol na unya kung maulawon sad manukot ang giutangan, ang nangutang pa ang mag-una una...

i'm a pack rat, i don't throw anything away unless talagang basura na jud na.

boa constrictor ... very low maintenance kay once every two weeks ra sila mukaon ... di pa jud ko kinahanglan mupalit food kay kan-on man niya ang cat ng silingan na sanggabon kaayo na mutambay sa...

men and women have different views on what makes them happy ...
siguro, men thinks that they are happier because they leave the worrying to women ...
pero kung huna huna-on jud, statictics show...

women!!! we can look you in the eye and lie, manipulate and do our bidding ... pag di madala, muhilak jud mi unya wala na mo mahimo mga boys ... unya kasagari pod sa male specie kay dense bya, dili...

amazing! single moms chose to bring a life into the world instead of murdering the baby in their wombs ...

miniature toy cars, bikes and anything that is associated with pigs ... because my partner was born on the year of the pig ...

i'm a sympathetic cryer ... when somebody i know shed tears, i bawl along with that person ...

granted pero wala sa outer space ...

i wish manghatag french fries si stabwounds ...

ang 50thou ipalit ug shares sa stock market ... ang nabilin, iinvest sa land kay dili jud na mudepreciate ang value ...

4k carburador surplus worth 5,700 unya seagate 160 gig worth 3,100 ... ang sinsilyo ipalit ug 2 box monster pizza para mag food trip ang team nako ...

cremation lang kay di ko gusto na kan on sa uod ...

ambidextrous ...

i was asked that question and i answered yes ...

i guess you just have to answer confidently ... you know, fake it, till you make it ...

amen!!! classmate!

kung walay call center, walay mutubag anang mga irate american callers ...

Lord, help me accept the things I cannot change and please give me the courage to change the things that I am able to change ...
Thank you.

"Sometimes the most proactive thing we can do is to just genuinely smile. Happiness, like unhappiness, is a proactive choice."
Stephen R. Covey

... weakness nako kung gitikon sa bilbil ...