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Karon, nalingaw 'ko's "Pigs Ear" sa Emmure.

Chicken Skin Ni Mang Juan.

I just realised the beauty pageant contestants are essentially celebrated T.H.O.T.S.. Forgettable, pompous and useless like the basic eye candies that they are.

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I just...

Speaking of Liloan's "rosquillos", I suggest Titay's should be the last you'll consider. Just like any touristy stores, it goes without saying it's overhyped and their products are overpriced. Tuo na...

When diners don't clean up after their mess.
When people type like they just got acquainted with the keyboard/keypad.
When someone call himself/herself "Kristuhanon" yet fabricate stories against...

Husto g'yud ka, 'bay, except "kada" is Spanish. "Matag" would be the most appropriate term.

Alang 'nako, kun bogo/tapulan g'yud imo'ng anak, bogo/tapulan g'yud 'na. Wa' 'na mag-agad kun unsa pa ka mahalon/baratuhon ang singil sa tunghaan.

Dance Gavin Dance - Honey Revenge

Be Prepared - Scar and the hyenas

GIRLS: Marites, or anything suffixed with "lyn" (Jenelyn, Jerelyn, Churvalyn)
BOYS: Abner, Angelito, Rembert

This is more like "deliberate" than "misheard".

When I was in grade school, I heard a peddler sang "b¡lat tag siti!" in the tune of Starship's "We Built This City".

You love him 3000? :(

I like this. Being a "call centre agent" is indeed one of the jobs people look down upon, next to prostitution, and "toxic ang environment" is an understatement. Kun di ka duol's luwag, una g'yud...

Safeguard. Ang sabon sa mga yano'ng mamumuo 'sama 'nako.

Dr. Martens, specifically, ang "1460".

Björk - Army Of Me

Bugas, 'bay. Hasta iya'ng ginikanan, maganahan 'nimo.

Dr. Martens, but their shoes don't come cheap.

Korn - Beat It Upright

Abi nako'g "bungoton nga mga girls."

Or maybe you're just falling in love with the idea of, well, falling in love? You could be possibly catfished, or worse.

Ang pagpaninda og phone prepaid credits.

You really don't have to always say it. Ang ako'ng gibuhat, ako 'sa sila'ng gipa-condition. Wa' nako kalita. Kadto'ng nagtawagay pa 'mi sa phone ug wa' pa 'mi nagkita, nasayod na sila sa ako'ng...

I agree. Bisan musweldo pa'g 1 million/adlaw, kun 1 million/adlaw pud ang gasto, di' gihapon matawag nga "adunahan".

Kini sa'ng uban manimpa'd sa gawas kay lisod lagi kuno mubuhi'g pamilya diri's...

Mura ra gihapon gud 'na'g pagpanguyab. Just because you were welcomed doesn't mean they like you. Hehe. I, too, have experienced that.

Being a needy little b1tch. I was too dense to notice it was already driving her insane.

Yeah. That's something that irks me, too. Mga prima donna kaayo.

I like these kinds of threads.

OK, so my pet peeves would be:

1. Kids and teenagers, especially those that just can't stay put and shut their bloody pieholes. It's even worse when they do both....

The memories I'm trying to bury.

I went to school without the necessary provision (balon). There was even a time I only had rice for lunch. It was bloody pathetic.

I had Monde Butter Coconut (P11 at that time) and tap water for...