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If YOU were the PRESIDENT,... what would you do?


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Implement Blockchain to put all funds and transactions of the government in public where all can see it....

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    Implement Blockchain to put all funds and transactions of the government in public where all can see it.

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    Increase military spending, building up military capability, active mobilization of all military reservists.
    Create a secret police service that will monitor all citizens of this country.
    Create several rehabilitation camps all over the country.
    Build highways interconnecting Luzon, Visayas and Mindanao.
    Abolishing party lists, congress and senate.
    It will be a totalitarian regime.

    Initiate plans for expanding our territory to the West
    Annexation of Sabah and all of the West Philippine Sea territories.
    Eliminate Communism, all rebel factions and enemies of the state.

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    If I were the president, I would do the following:

    1. Liberalize foreign equity ownership restrictions at all kinds of businesses in our country. All economic sectors should be open to 100% foreign equity ownership. Repeal the Regalian Doctrine and allow citizens to own forest lands or minerals beneath residences.

    2. Liberalize the labor market by allowing large-scale utilization of foreign labor in sectors where there are lack of Filipino professionals.

    3. Promote immigration of white Anglos, Hispanos, and East Asians while at the same time, promote emigration of native Filipinos in order for the Philippines to have a necessary demographic transformation and to align the country with both Western and Eastern worlds. Promote miscegenation as a means of reducing racial discrimination and intolerance.

    4. Make Spanish, Chinese, Bahasa Melayu, Japanese, and Korean languages as official languages in the country.

    5. Legalize and regulate all kinds of illicit drugs to combat drug cartels and save addicts.

    6. Divorce, LGBTQ and plural marriages, abortion, euthanasia, adultery, and prostitution should be decriminalized, legalized, and regulated.

    7. Invest in nuclear and other renewable energies.

    8. Possess nuclear weapons and build aircraft carriers to frighten China.

    9. Distance for a bit from Association of South East Asian Nations (ASEAN) and engage with Latin American cousins thru Organization of Ibero-American States (OEI).

    10) Stop OFW deployment in Middle East and divert attention to Europe, North America, and Latin America.
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    I hate drugs. If I become the president (after DU30), I would appoint DU30 as head of PDEA for continuity in fight for illegal drugs. It is beyond belief there’s still a Filipino with resolve and determination to go head on collision with drug lords in spite of their money and influence in drug-laden Philippines. DU30 is a wonder and a phenomenon to launch massive anti-illegal drug operations and raids on well-entrenched drug syndicates and their minions.

    Google-search China’s Boxer rebellion early 1900 and it tells us about a similar campaign against illegal drugs by a head of state. Western history books, however, depict China’s Boxer rebellion as brutal and ruthless - like what human rights groups are saying now about DU30 drug campaign. Actually, it was all about opium drug trade. Influenced by powerful opium traders who wanted opium legalized in China, western powers interfered in China’s domestic problems thus protecting the thriving opium business in China’s vast population. Having seen the harm how opium caused social problems and impacted Chinese people’s lives, China’s ruling Empress Dowager started the movement to rid China of opium drug business early 1900s. Hollywood romanticized the occurrence in the movie “55 Days in Peking”.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slakker View Post
    kill criminals
    kill politicians
    kill drug users
    kill kill kill
    1st thing 1st NUKE THE STUPID ICC AND CHR ky kana tanan imong gusto buhaton d na nimo mabuhat ky mao ny mobabag tanawa karon ang drug war murag gihimong kataw-anan tungod anang CHR ug ICC

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    naa man diay ni.

    botbot thread. ato ni request balhin sa HUMOR section.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marius View Post
    naa man diay ni.

    botbot thread. ato ni request balhin sa HUMOR section.
    hahahaha unya ra boss moambit sako

    kung mahimo ko pres. manghilam-os kog ice aron makamata kos tinood na bot2x thread diay ni ��

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    Naa purge every year.

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    will legalize the recreational use of marijuana hahaha goodvibes

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    Thanks for the comments/suggestions/replies. I will integrate the suggestions in the first post (page 1)

    I really wondered why this thread was moved from politics to humor but I guess it also works well

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