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A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women ...

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    A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest "Bless
    me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last
    night."

    The priest is silent for a moment, then says, "Go home and cut seven
    lemonsin half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp."

    "And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.

    "No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that smirk off your face."

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    sounds advice hahaha!... that will do for sure.

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    hehehehe....repent for real!
    instead show some crocodile tears....

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    sori father, its hard to take this off my face

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