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Day 1 pedro: ayo! naa moy bubble gum? Juan: wala Juan Day 2 Pedro: ayo! naa moy bubble gum? Juan: wala lage Juan! day 3 ...

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    Day 1

    pedro: ayo! naa moy bubble gum?
    Juan: wala Juan

    Day 2

    Pedro: ayo! naa moy bubble gum?
    Juan: wala lage Juan!

    day 3

    Pedro: ayo! naa moy bubble gum?
    Juan: wala lage!!! balik pa gane ka ugma! pusilon jud tka!

    day 4

    Pedro: ayo naa moy pusil?
    Juan: wala!!!
    Pedro: ahw, naa moy bubble gume?
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    post pamo ug mga jokes guys beh..hehehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by magpul View Post
    (padulong mo dong-go ang barko sa pier na-ay bata nahulog sa dagat)

    pagkahulog sa bata duna dayon usa ka lalaki ni tigsok sa dagat....
    Si Pedro diay to ang nag salbar sa bata og gedala sa daplin
    Ge pak pakan si Pedro sa mga taw sa pier sa iyang ge buhat...
    Apan na tengala sila kay suko kaayo si Pedro og ni syagit...

    Pedro: Ataya!!! kinsa may ga tokmod nako ....

    hahahahah wa jud ko kapugong katawa ani sa office,heheheh more please...

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    Quote Originally Posted by umpa-lumpa View Post
    (MATH CLASS)

    Teacher: Okay Juan, tubaga ni akong pangutana..kung naa koi lima ka anak sa akong unang asawa..unya naa koi upat ka anak sa ikaduhang asawa...kng suma totalon...naa koi
    Juan: naa kay........pagka bigaon mam!

    Payter Pre......
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    Juan: dro, asa dapit ibutang ang mga puti na baye?
    Pedro: adto sa langit, himuung angel
    Juan: ah! kaning akong asawa kay itum man kau?
    Pedro: langit japun pero himuung kwaknit
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    Ang gugma wala daw sa nawng, naa sa batasan.
    Pero ang uban nawng pa lang daan, wa nay batasan.!



    - - - Updated - - -

    Tatay: Kung di gani ka makapasar sa exam, ayaw nako tawga ug Tatay.

    Anak: O, Tay!

    (paghuman sa exam)

    Tatay: Mustang exam?

    Anak: Okay ra, friend!

    Wahahahahahahahaha
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    Bata: te, kung wa kay tudlo, musuot kag singsing?
    Ate: Dili!
    Bata: te, kung wa kay dunggan, musuot gihapon kag aryos?
    Ate: Of course, dili noh!

    Bata: niya wa gihapon ko kasabot nimo nganung gasuot kag bra.

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    Last edited by OmegaRed; 03-27-2014 at 02:37 PM.
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    Juan: Ayo! Naa mo'y load?
    Tindera: Oh, nganu man?
    Juan: Aw, naa sad mi. unli one month. maki text ka?
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    hahahahahahahahahahaha

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    up ^__________^

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    (Pedro at WAR with MILF)
    Pedro (shouting): Surrender namo!!!! kung dili mo surrender sigurado mo patay og padalhan nalang tamo of Chrysantemum sa inyong mga lubong...
    MILF (shouting) : Spell Chrysantemum !!!
    Pedro (shouting) : Mga bongol ... engon ko padalhan tamo og Rose sa inyong lobong....
    Pedro (shouting) : Attack!!! Patay kung Patay wala lay Spellingay...

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