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Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple, Mr & Mrs Ng with their 3 lovely triplet daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella. ...

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    Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple, Mr &
    Mrs Ng with their 3 lovely triplet daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.

    The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper fashion and
    when they reached 20, their parents thought it was time to get them
    married.


    So, the parents found them the most suitable " leng chais"
    (handsome
    guys).

    They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.


    As "concerned" (more like "kay-poh") parents, Mr & Mrs Ng were
    curious about their daughters' first-night experience. So, before
    the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs Ng told
    them......

    "Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters
    and whether you were satisfied. Write a letter to us, but so as not to
    raise your husbands' curiosity... you all must use a code-name to
    describe your experiences".

    So, the excited daughters were off.


    A week passed. Mr & Mrs Ng got the first letter. It was from
    Elaine.
    They opened the letter and found the word "STANDARD CHARTERED".
    They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard
    Chartered advertisement. "Ah! here it is!", exclaimed Mr. Ng. The
    motto for Standard Chartered was.... "BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY" Mr &
    Mrs. Ng were happy.


    A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena.
    The content was simple. "NESCAFE". So, again they took the neswpaper
    and looked for the Nescafe ad. "Ah! here it is. "NESCAFE: PLEASURE
    TILL THE LAST DROP". Again, Mr & Mrs Ng beamed with joy.

    Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still
    no letter from Ella. The Ngs became worried. Finally, the letter
    came.It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to
    figure it out. The code-name was "SINGAPORE AIRLINES". Why
    Singapore
    Airlines? Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper.
    He flipped the pages frantically. "Ah! Here it is!" Mrs.Ng grabbed
    the page and read aloud.


    Before she could finish .THUMP!!!...she fell off her chair. The
    motto
    was...



    "7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP."

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    luoya pud ni ella oi...

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    hehehe...ari nalang ko asian spirit oi!!!

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    ella akong pambato....

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    :mrgreen:


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    wahahaha! ahaka ani oie!

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    tocino pud ang dating

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    har har kaaU. makaboang!

    ngano 7 times a week man? dili kaha na "7 days a week 4 to 6 times a day, Nonstop"?

    funny xa da! hahahaha

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    maau gani dli 24/7

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