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Erap: Pre, ang bilis ko natapos buuin yung puzzle! Juan: Talaga pare? Gaano kabilis? Erap: 5 months! Juan: Ang tagal naman! Erap: Tanga! Anong matagal?! ...

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    Default erap jokes


    Erap: Pre, ang bilis ko natapos buuin yung puzzle!
    Juan: Talaga pare? Gaano kabilis?
    Erap: 5 months!
    Juan: Ang tagal naman!
    Erap: Tanga! Anong matagal?! Nakalagay nga dito "For 3 years and up!"

    Loi: (naglalambing) pakitimpla mo naman ako ng juice dear...
    Erap: yes dear... para sa yo... ( takbo papunta ng kitchen)
    ( After 30 mins wala pa rin si erap )
    Loi: Ang tagal naman ni dear ? (sabay punta sa kitchen.. nakita si erap
    na nakatitig sa bote ng juice)
    Loi: Dear bakit ang tagal mo magtimpla ng juice ?
    Erap: Ano ka ba dear... nakasalulat kaya dito sa bote "JUICE CONCENTRATE"... ayan oh!

    Erap: Lintik na ibon yon...Iniputan ako!
    Guard: Sir, sandali lang po kukuha ako ng toilet paper...
    Erap: Wag na! Paano mo pa mapupunasan yung pwet non eh nakalipad na! Tanga ka talaga!


    FVR: Erap, may gift ako sayo from India.... 10 feet na snake...
    Erap: Ows! Niloloko mo ba ako!? Di ako ganon katanga...wala namang feet ang snake noh! Gagong toh!


    Erap calling emergency hotline: Please send help asap! My daughter is giving birth and turning blue.....
    Operator: Calm down sir! Is this her first baby?
    Erap: Gago! This is her father!


    Erap: Tamad! Di ba sabi ko sayo diligan mo ang mga halaman!
    Hardinero: Sir, umuulan naman po kasi eh!
    Erap: Magpapalusot ka pa! Tanga!..... Eh di magkapote ka!


    Erap: Doc, I accidentally swallowed a chicken bone!
    Doctor: Is it choking?
    Erap: No doc. It's Max's!
    Doctor: I didn't mean chowking. I said, are you choking?
    Erap: No doc, I'm serious!


    Erap: Lintik na shampoo to ayaw bumula
    Maid: Sir eh hindi pa po basa buhok niyo
    Erap : eh for Dry Hair nga eh.


    Naliligo si Erap ng biglang lumindol... Taranta siyang lumabas na hubo't hubad......
    Guard: Sir, may nakalimutan po ata kayong suotin....
    Erap: Ay shet! ang Wristband ko!.. Oh No!


    Classic Erap joke as he visits Bureau of Soils Auditorium for the culmination of Farmers' Week and distribution of Gawad Saka Award. As he passes by locator chart, he stopped.

    Erap: Ang galing naman ng mga taga-Bureau of Soils. Nalalaman pala kung nasan ako. Tingnan mo oh, (talking to his aide), nakasulat, "You are here".
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    more erap jokes to come....

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    bz pa si erap para mag jokes

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    taong bayan: jueteng lord ka! impeach!

    (erap kinausap si loi)

    erap: me masama ba mag hintay sa jueteng shed?

    wakokokokokokokoko!

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    wahaahha nice jud c erap ka tanga waheheh ka lo oi sad oi...

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    uhmmmmmmmmmm make me smle.

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    luoya ni erap ani oi....murag nahug og angats!!!

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    he heh...nalingaw sad ko ani...

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