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    Default Erap Jokes

    One particular day many years ago, Erap’s wife was having labor pains.

    Erap panicked so he called their doctor.

    Erap: Hello, doc. My wife is in labor!

    Doc: Is she in a lot of pain?

    Erap: Yes, doc!

    Doc: Is this the first baby?

    Erap: No, doc. This is Erap!

    Erap in Library

    ‘What time does the library open?’ Erap on the phone asked.

    ‘Nine A.M. ‘ came the reply. ‘And what’s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?’

    ‘Not until nine A.M.?’ Erap asked in a disappointed voice.

    ‘No, not till nine A.M.!’ the librarian said.

    ‘Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?’

    ‘ha, who said I wanted to get in?’ Erap sighed sadly. ‘I want to get out!’

    As Erap’s Driver test drive it.

    Driver to Erap: Sir, pweding pakitingin kung umiilaw yung parking light as driver switches on the parking light)

    Erap: OK, its ON! Gumagana.

    Driver: Sir, yung headlights, umiilaw ba? (as driver switches on the headlights)

    Erap: OK rin, its ON! Gumagana.

    Driver: Sir yung signal light pakitingin? (as driver switches on the signal light)

    Erap: Gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw…….
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    Reporter to Erap alighting from a PAL flight: ‘Mr. President, what can you say about the economy?’

    Erap: ‘I don’t know, kasi nasa first class ako.’
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    Junior Member igloo's Avatar
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    aysus ! si kulas nihirit pa jud ug jokes sa iyahang idol woiee........

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    hahahaha..kawawang erap...

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