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A Lady And the One-Wish Genie

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    Default A Lady And the One-Wish Genie

    A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it, and a genie appeared! The amazed woman asked if she gets three wishes. The genie said, “Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I’m a one-wish genie. So… what will it be?” The woman did not hesitate.

    She said, “I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other. It will bring about world peace and harmony.” The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, “Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I’m good but not THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish.” The woman thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been able to find the right man.

    You know, one that’s considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn’t watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for-a good man.” The genie let out a sigh and said, “Let me see that in’ map again.”

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    C.I.A. jdimpas's Avatar
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    saon. wala na dyud perfect guy, saon nalang mi ani. hehe

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    C.I.A. hobie's Avatar
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    Ka luoy sa genie, dako kaau ug sigh hehehe

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    Elite Member o0ella0o's Avatar
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    Mao na cyay giingon nga wa jud....

    Mga laki kay di jud ka control? hay~

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    Junior Member SHADOWMENDOZA's Avatar
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    tama yong genie peace na lang sa middle east ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdimpas View Post
    saon. wala na dyud perfect guy, saon nalang mi ani. hehe

    OT: mao la ni perfect guy..kay la na man perfect girl...

    @T: binuang man si genie, ang genie kaha ni aladdin sa....

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    Nakabasa nman ko ani...

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