"Hey, not because I dont care doesnt mean I'm not listening." - Homer Simpson
" 'Tis always easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission" - MickeyPainless
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
A vasectomy means never having to say you are sorry.
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
I am nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
If a thing is worth doing, wouldn't it have been done already?
Jesus is coming: everybody look busy!
Start a new movement - eat prune.
2B or not 2B? That is the pencil.
You're never alone with schizophrenia.
Bisaya: The Golden Rule(Dont do unto others what you dont want others do unto you.) : "Ayaw pag ingon ana, kung ingon ana ka, ayaw."