> ADVERTISING 101 , PHILIPPINE SETTING:
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  • Nakasulat sa pader: "MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"

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  • along a highway in Pampanga: "WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"

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  • in a Baguio grocery: "FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"

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  • name of a restaurant in Paranaque " COOKING NANG INA MO"

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> * Name of a competing restaurant infront of above *"COOKING NANG INA MO RIN"
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  • in Cubao: "NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"

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  • on a parking lot: TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"

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  • along Luneta Boulevard: "BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"

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  • on Jeepney and Bus signs: "BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"

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  • still on a passenger jeepney : " PWEEH! PURO KAYO KATAS!

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  • on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue : "WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"

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  • on a delivery truck: "NOT FOR HERE"

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> * on window of a restaurant in Baguio : *WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"
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  • A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university: "PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG,

SIT LIKE A QUEEN."
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> * At a men's comfort room, above a urinal: *HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"
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  • at a construction site in Mandaluyong: "BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"

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  • somewhere along San Andres "NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"

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  • vacant lot near makati ave.: "DON'T PARKING"

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  • at an eatery in Cebu : "WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!

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> And this is the best of them all
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  • on a building somewhere in the Philippines ...

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> "NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"