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This is dedicated to all our Accountants. Mahirap ipatupad ang "tagalog" Accounting! Accounting in Tagalog A young, good-looking representative from LAGUNA sponsored a bill recommending ...

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    Default Accounting in Tagalog


    This is dedicated to all our Accountants. Mahirap ipatupad ang "tagalog" Accounting!

    Accounting in Tagalog

    A young, good-looking representative from LAGUNA sponsored a bill recommending that the Filipino language be used in all accounting firms and banking institutions. The solon claimed it will provide a better understanding of the business transactions for those who are inexperienced and non-English speaking citizens.

    The bill received unanimous approval from the House and was presented to the President for signature to become the law of the land. But in spite of the overwhelming pressure from the members of Congress, President Gloria Arroyo vetoed the bill.

    Why? President Arroyo found out that when the English "business" words are translated in Tagalog, they sound very malicious and are "nakaka-hiya at nakaka-kilabot!"


    Here are a few sample words - English to Tagalog

    Asset - Ari
    Fixed Asset - Nakatirik na ari
    Liquid Asset - Basang ari
    Solid Asset - Matigas na ari
    Owned Asset - Sariling pag-aari
    Other Asset - Ari ng iba
    False Asset - Ari-ari-an
    Miscellaneous Asset - Iba-ibang klaseng ari

    Asset Write off - Pinutol na pag-aari
    Depreciation of Asset - Laspag na pag-aari
    Fully Depreciated Asset - Laspag na laspag na pag-aari

    Earning asset - Tumutubong pag-aari

    Working Asset - Ganado pa ang ari

    Non-earning Asset - Baldado na ang ari

    Erroneous Entry - Mali ang pagkaka-pasok
    Double Entry - Dalawang beses ipinasok
    Multiple Entry - Labas pasok nang labas pasok
    Correcting Entry - Itinama ang pagpasok
    Reversing Entry - Baligtad ang pagkakapasok
    Dead Asset - Patay na ang ari
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    hahahahaha...ahaka ani bro oi..

    unsa sd kha tagalog sa force balance ug adjusting accrued asset

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    some of them are not really "true" tagalog translations.. they were maliciously edited for the sake of laughter

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    Quote Originally Posted by peewee711 View Post
    hahahahaha...ahaka ani bro oi..

    unsa sd kha tagalog sa force balance ug adjusting accrued asset
    force balance = corruption? pagsusuhulan? =)
    adjusting accrued asset = corruption pa rin?

    lol! bitaw oi...

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    haaayyyyyy....nakahilak jud kow...

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    hahaha....

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    hoi jdimpas kuyawa nimo ha. hehehe. jr ni.

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