Call Center Bloopers

[sandy2007]

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In an inbound account..

An agent was talking to a customer who was having problems with his cable connection. There was a sudden beep while in the middle of giving instructions..

AGENT: Hello Peter? Peter, are you there?

CUSTOMER: No, this is John.

Agent: John? What happened to Peter??

CUSTOMER: I don't know. There's no one here by the name of Peter.

Agent then realizes it was another call..

AGENT: (almost at loss for words to say but then remembered..) Oh!..Uhh..Thank you for calling _________cable TV Sir. How may I help you today?

ganun..hahahaha

[markjogler]

Kudo Support here.

[epoy73]

on a call:

cebu rep: good morning thank you for calling ______ how can i assist you today??

..customer: what? are you an INDIAN??

..cebu rep: (insulted) Yes mam!! im one of the ten little indian boys!! do u wanna meet the other nine little indian boys??


wahahahah

[star_capt86]

guys kinsa to nag work sa callcenter, pwede mo post ug kanang bloopers

taga stream ka? sirius imo account?

[ghostie2472]

This actually happened from one of my agents.

CSA: I'll spell out your user ID back to you just to make sure it's correct. D for Delta, I for India, G for.. (nakalimot sa phonetics) G for Gebra.. Aw, G for Golf! Sorry sir..

[niehrx]

aw hahaha
mas grabe diay nu powers sa imo gi-trabahuan?
hehehe
hadluk anang IT oi
mura jud 2 ug ghost ang ni-barge in nko
siga gud ako mata a2 y bnuang
mura gud ko na-relieve nga dili diay ghost, IT ra d.i hahaha
maau sd kau buotan 2 cya, kasabot ra sd ba
wa daun nihatag ug IR
special delivery bya unta daun na..

nag stalk ra to sa imo miga. hehe.

[kamingaw]

Thank you for calling Expedia. My name is Marlene. Am I right?

nakalog man d.i ko

[ghostie2472]

May I have you name, please?

Customer: Adam

Thank you, please.

*disconnect*

[miokz]

Inbound agent, with TH problem, trying to build rapport with the customer.

Agent: So Brenda, what do you do?
Brenda: Well, I'm a dentist.
Agent: Oh I see, so you take care of other people's teets (teeth)?
Brenda: What did you say? GET ME A SUPERVISOR!

[kittyna]

Hahahahaha