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    Default Re: A warning to the religious fanatics here in the forum!!!


    ahehe... make way for the blutorpapaword....

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    Default Re: A warning to the religious fanatics here in the forum!!!

    For fanatics :

    Well, I was walking down the road one day
    Lost, you might say
    When a fellow leapt upon me and said just that
    "You're lost, you know, but you can be saved
    Just follow me, I'll pave the way"
    Well, I wasn't digging his vibe
    So I just tried to sneak on by
    All of a sudden he grabbed me, and lo!
    He was trying to drag me to a sacred temple
    Well, I tried to relax but I was slightly freaked
    Being pulled down the sidewalk, skidding on my feet
    All of a sudden a big spaceship appeared
    With a sign over the door that said "Saved Ones Enter Here"
    (For inspection, I presumed)
    Well, he jumped right aboard and dragged me in there too
    But when I got in, it felt just like a zoo

    So I jumped out the door just in the nick of time
    And landed in a big yellow holy bus — the Holy Bus Line
    Well, these folks became very excited as they praised the Lord for saving me
    They told me that the people in the spaceship were demons from the other team
    They showed me off to everyone just like I was their prize
    A soul they had saved from the other guys
    Well, I wasn't really digging their sticky vibes
    Like sugar candy or the stuff in the eyes
    So I just tried to politely say goodbye
    But a dude grabbed me by the neck and squeezed and told me to see the Son
    Well, I was seeing stars, but I figured they was baby suns
    So I squeaked out, "I see 'em! I see 'em!" and he jumped for joy
    Both our heads hit the top of the bus
    He died, they cried, and I split

    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    Stop pounding on my brain
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    You're making me go insane
    Take your knife from my throat
    Get your gun off my back
    Stop taking money from my pocket
    Get your hand off my head
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    Stop pushing me around
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    You're the craziest guy in town
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    You come on like a machine
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    You just about make me scream

    Well, I'm walking back on down the road
    And ran into a man who looked like a toad
    He wore a giant Colgate toothpaste smile
    And he stared in my eyes for a little while
    Then he shoved a picture of his guru in my face
    And screamed in my ear, "You've got no faith!
    You must fear the Lord!" he said to me
    "Fear the Lord and you'll be free!"
    But when I said I'd just like to be God's friend
    He pulled out his sword to do me in
    Screaming that his God I did offend

    Well, before I knew it, my leg had kicked
    Just like they do in the kung fu flicks
    Well, I left that scene when the crowd screamed
    That a holy man had just been creamed

    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    Stop pounding on my brain
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    You're making me go insane
    Take your knife from my throat
    Get your gun off my back
    Stop taking money from my pocket
    Get your hand off my head
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    Stop pushing me around
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    You're the craziest guy in town
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    You come on like a machine
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    You just about make me scream

    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    Stop pounding on my brain
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    You're making me go insane
    Take your knife from my throat
    Get your gun off my back
    Stop taking money from my pocket
    Get your hand off my head
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    Stop pushing me around
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    You're the craziest guy in town
    Take your knife from my throat
    Get your gun off my back
    Stop taking money from my pocket
    Get your hand off my head
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    You don't own my soul
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    God's still in control, don't worry!
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    You come on like a machine
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    You just about make me scream
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    Stop eating out my brain
    Dear fanatic, take it easy
    You're making me go insane

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    Default Re: A warning to the religious fanatics here in the forum!!!

    Religious fanatic on the lose again!!!

  4. #54

    Default Re: A warning to the religious fanatics here in the forum!!!

    na'ay naka-buhi, mag-organize kaha ta ninyo ug grupo na mo-atbang ani nila , hehehehe, unsa mn?

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    Default Re: A warning to the religious fanatics here in the forum!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer_and_Sickle View Post
    na'ay naka-buhi, mag-organize kaha ta ninyo ug grupo na mo-atbang ani nila , hehehehe, unsa mn?
    hahahahahaha!!! Maypa Counter-strike against the Religious fanatics ang name sa grupo.Magulang sa Zombie counter thread! Hahahaha!!!

  6. #56

    Default Re: A warning to the religious fanatics here in the forum!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by pantaleon View Post
    hahahahahaha!!! Maypa Counter-strike against the Religious fanatics ang name sa grupo.Magulang sa Zombie counter thread! Hahahaha!!!
    hahahaha, sige choy, buhat ta, ikaw ang leader, hahahahaha

  7. #57

    Default Re: A warning to the religious fanatics here in the forum!!!

    sakto, iapabasa ni sa uban diha nga pataka lag himo ug thread

  8. #58

    Default Re: A warning to the religious fanatics here in the forum!!!

    saaayy whuuut

  9. #59

    Default Re: A warning to the religious fanatics here in the forum!!!

    nindot ni... up ta ni para ma guided ang uban..

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