Funny/Worst Computer Facts You've Heard(Tech. Comedy)

[personalmgt]

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I went to cd-r king 3 days ago with that stupid priority number of theirs. Beside me was this guy wearing an eyeglasses and her granny I think, his number was 34 and mine was 35 so he got entertained first. I was listening to his conversation with the sales lady sa cd-r king and...

Guy: Miss naa mo atong video card ninyo na 512mb(he is referring to the ge force 7300)?
Saleslady: Naa man sir mga XXXX pesos.
Guy: Mao ba, palihug ko miss para makita nako.

(Saleslady goes away and gets the videocard, the guy was talking to her granny)

Granny: Nganong magpalit pa man ka anang bag-ong video card dong. Pwede raman tong computer nimo diba?
Guy: Mas PASPAS man gud ang 512mb la.

WHAT? 512? FASTER? Hey yo, I remember having that monster GE Force video card with 512mb and it was slow as f**k while playing GTA San Andreas.

Here's another one. I have this friend of mine(he's not a techy guy) sa school and he has a outdated computer. Lets say he got like the Pentium 4 computers. One day, he PMed me sa ym telling...

Friend: do, nagpalit ko ug bag-ong memory ba. Dili lagi mo-sakar sa slot sa akong computer?
Me: Basin para sa sdram ra nang motherboard nimo nya ang napalit nimo kay ddr. Pila may size anang imong memory naa diha bay?
Friend: pinaka-paspas ning akong gipalit bai sa TTI. 2gb. Ana man ko sa sales lady didto na pinaka-paspas na memory naa ninyo then gi-tagaan lang sad ko ani. Palit nako mga 2000
Me: Agoy, murag sayop gyud nang napalit nimo. Dili man tanang memory parepareho ra.
Friend: Ataya, kaskas lang diay ko sa kwarta nako ani?
Me: O kaayo. Mayrang gaba pud nimo. Nganong nagpalit pa man ka sa TTI na pwede ra man ta ka nipalit sa shop sa akong Dad. Barato na, ma-guidan pa ka kung unsay sakto.

And the day after, nagkita mi then lagot kaayo siya. Ana siya iya kunong i-uli sa TTI. MUHAHAHAHHA

Share your Technology Comedy here. I know you've got those funny experiences.

[poldopunk]

this belongs in the humor section.

[personalmgt]

trust me, if i chucked this thread in there, it would lose attention.

and it doesnt have to be funny. i stole this idea from a gaming forum too =D

[poldopunk]

trust me, if i chucked this thread in there, it would lose attention.

i know how that feels, i once posted a tech humor in the humor section and all i got was the sound of crickets.

[dmelsie]

lisod baya e joke ng about pc hardware hehehehe
hehehe naka post noon ko sa humor about software joke nun to

[dmelsie]

aw kini ako joke nga e share ay mao ni in ron
costumer:brad naa mo mobo brand MSI (pronounced as MSAY?) kana mo support og SLI (pronounced as ISLAY) then inquire lang pod ko if naa mo proc nga AMD (pronounced as UMMD) kay e upgrade nako akoa

sales: nosebleed

[mejie]

hey, i also have mine here, although dli au ni funny and murag it belongs to the other thread but dli nko ka kita so ari nlng, ders a relevance mn jpon.. I was in PCQB at SM last week looking for a full tower casing... sa ge i ngon nla, bati jud ang service nla kay mura lag wa kung mo sud ka... now, ni ask ko sa usa ka staff nla kung naa ba cla full tower nga casings, tubag ang salesperson nga naa sir, dayon tudlo sa babaw, but his pointing to the mid tower casings... la nlng nko ge mind, ask ko usab nga gagmay rman ni katong full tower jud, ask xa nko nga aw asus d i na imong board sir?...

"asus d i na imong board sir?" asus ra d i ang board nga pde sa full tower case? or does he mean nga asus ra ang board nga ATX ang size... nyahaha katawa lng ko nya cge pa jud xa palayo nko, nangita ug lain buhaton.. hadlok cguro pangutan on kay cge mn ko estorya ato nya pag lingi nko uy!, ala nnm sa luyo... hadlok jdu pangutan on so nigwas nlng pud ko woi, did2 nlng ko nipalit sa nutech

[vashtinone]

bwahahaahhah

[lazaro4ever]

sabton pd nato pre kay dili tanan tao sa computer shop kabalo jud.. normal raman na.. pero naaa jud mas worse pa ana.. nag ask ko ug power supply. ang gihatag kay AVR... toink..

[lazaro4ever]

wla man diay cla baligya powersupply.. just the whole casing with PSU... sala to sa box sa AVR. ang sa box kay Power Supply with Auto voltage regulator.. mga bogo japon naghimo sa box... this a small computer shop in the provinces. nakasmile nalang intawon ang bata.