Programming Jokes

[san_cristobal]

Mga brad, post sad mo programming jokes... I will start.

"A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!”
To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”

[chill_angel25]

hahaha! gud joke bro!

[intheb0x]

nice one....

[cute_6423]

ahahahha..tinuod jud!

[manick]

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.

[bbriones]

LMAO, nice joke

[moz_k2]

Q:What is the object-oriented way of becoming rich?
A.Inheritance
--------------------------------------
Programmer boy scouts
hip! hip!
Array!

[san_cristobal]

nice sad..

Quote: Originally Posted by moz_k2 Q:What is the object-oriented way of becoming rich? A.Inheritance -------------------------------------- Programmer boy scouts hip! hip! Array!

[san_cristobal]

Another na sad...

How many programers does it take to change a light bulb?
None – It’s a hardware problem

[bensagarino]

Quote: Originally Posted by san_cristobal Mga brad, post sad mo programming jokes... I will start. "A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!” To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”

But I care about warnings.

[san_cristobal]

Good but stereotypically speaking... common jud na ignore kasagaran ug warnings..

Quote: Originally Posted by bensagarino But I care about warnings.

[bensagarino]

Quote: Originally Posted by san_cristobal Good but stereotypically speaking... common jud na ignore kasagaran ug warnings..

you're not into "best practices", are you?

[san_cristobal]

I know what you mean.

That's why I said "stereotypically speaking"....

Well obviously you don't belong to that stereotype.

Cheer up man, this is suppose to be a joke... a comedy.. a humor.. you know
what I mean right?

Quote: Originally Posted by bensagarino you're not into "best practices", are you?

[san_cristobal]

Another joke na sad....

A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, ‘You can have anything you want’.”
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

[n00dle$]

An int, a char and a string walk into a bar and order some drinks. A short while later, the int and char start hitting on the waitress who gets very uncomfortable and walks away. The string walks up to the waitress and says "You'll have to forgive them, they're primitive types."