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02-22-2008, 05:34 PM
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Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, There's not half the files there used to be, And there's a milestone hanging over me The system crashed so suddenly. I pushed something wrong. What it was, I could not say. Now all my data's gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay. Yesterday, The need for back-ups seemed so far away. I knew my data was all here to stay, Now I believe in yesterday. LET IT BE When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, speaking words of wisdom: Write in C. As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone whispers: Write in C. Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, oh, Write in C. LOGO's dead and buried, Write in C. I used to write a lot of FORTRAN, For science it worked flawlessly. Try using it for graphics! Write in C. If you've just spent nearly 30 hours, Debugging some assembly, Soon you will be glad to Write in C. Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, yeah, Write in C. BASIC's not the answer. Write in C. Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, oh, Write in C. Pascal won't quite cut it. Write in C. IMAGINE (John Lennon) Imagine there's no Windows, It's easy if you try. No fatal errors or new bugs TX-Mozilla-Status: 0009s. Imagine Mr. Bill Gates Leaving us in peace! Imagine never ending hard disks, It isn't hard to do. Nothing to del or wipe off And no floppy too Imagine Mr. Bill Gates Sharing all his money. You may say I'm a hacker, But I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us And your games will fit in RAM Imagine 1-Giga RAM I wonder if you can. No need for left-shifts or setups And no booting again and again. Imagine all the systems Working all life-time! You may say I'm a hacker, But I'm not the only one. Maybe someday I'll be a cracker And then I'll make Windows run. ALONE:Hated and Punished
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02-26-2008, 05:22 AM
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02-26-2008, 10:59 AM
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Bohemian Warranty
Is this the real thing? Or just cheap fantasy? Caught in a RAMslide No escape back to sanity Strange as it seems To someone who dreams in C .... I'm just a user (Poor boy) I get no sympathy, My money's easy come, easy go Guarantee? just say No --- This is not X-Windows --- Should that really matter to me? --- to me. Mama, just killed an app Print a page is all I tried And it GPFfed and died Three hours, to install the wretch And now it's gone and blown itself away .... Mama, ooo --- It's enough to make you cry I need that printout by this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on, hope it doesn't really matter .... Too late, the system's seized Mouse and keyboard up the chute No resort but hard reboot Seance for to summon Deep Shit Monitor Whose logs delight in lying with the truth .... Mama, ooo (This is not X-Windows) --- I suspect that I Have once more seen good money thrown after bad .... I see a little cloven shadow of a hoof Low address, low address, something did a Fandango Criminally crafty Very thorough shafting me --- Bug or feature? bug or feature? Bug or feature? bug or feature? Is it new or is it known? --- telephone --- But I'm just a user, nobody loves me --- He will be Poor if he Does phone the Family, Don't tell him yet that Support isn't free --- Is it ill, is it well, can you really tell? --- We're Help Desk --- Argh! third-party DLL (Go to Hell) We're Help Desk --- replace that DLL (Go to Hell) We're Help Desk --- upgrade this DLL (Go to Hell) Try this DLL (Go to Hell) Buy that DLL (Go to Hell) Pay, pay, pay, pay, pay, pay, pay --- Make him read it, make him read it, make him read the guarantee: This product's backed by a building full of lawyers free to wee on thee --- So you think you can soak me and spit in my eye? So you think I'd stay loyal when hung out to dry? Self-defeating, on your customers cheating --- Need only walk out, I'm gonna walk right out of here --- I get better programs, anyone can see Vastly better programs, fully working programs, for free .... This is not X-Windows .... (*boom*) |
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03-04-2008, 03:43 PM
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