IT songs

[BadDudes]

YESTERDAY

Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly, There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a milestone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.
I pushed something wrong. What it was, I could not say.
Now all my data's gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
Yesterday, The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday.


LET IT BE

When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
speaking words of wisdom: Write in C.
As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers: Write in C.
Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, oh, Write in C.
LOGO's dead and buried, Write in C.
I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.
If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to Write in C.
Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
BASIC's not the answer. Write in C.
Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, oh, Write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it. Write in C.


IMAGINE (John Lennon)

Imagine there's no Windows,
It's easy if you try.
No fatal errors or new bugs
TX-Mozilla-Status: 0009s.
Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Leaving us in peace!
Imagine never ending hard disks,
It isn't hard to do.
Nothing to del or wipe off
And no floppy too
Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Sharing all his money.
You may say I'm a hacker,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us
And your games will fit in RAM
Imagine 1-Giga RAM
I wonder if you can.
No need for left-shifts or setups
And no booting again and again.
Imagine all the systems
Working all life-time!
You may say I'm a hacker,
But I'm not the only one.
Maybe someday I'll be a cracker
And then I'll make Windows run.

[MisterSuave]

hahahaha... 10/10 :mrgreen:

[ares623]

too bad i don't know the tunes of any of those songs..
i know the chorus of "Let It Be", but that's it.
after singing the chorus, LOL.

[Tin_Tin]

man i love them.....

[javapenguin]

Can anyone sing those songs for me? I'm sure it sounds nice

[Tin_Tin]

all those songs are from the beatles....

[janjerell]

hehehehe

The first song is dedicated to my good friend, ian...

[Jansian]

Quote: Originally Posted by janjerell hehehehe The first song is dedicated to my good friend, ian...

Tnx sa imong dedication sa ako bro...hehehe sunod dli na backup ang ako idelete ang harddisk na jud heheheh

[Jansian]

Salamat ani nga post... it reminds me of yesterday...hehehehe

[DrE]

sunod ay pataka format. hehe

[Tin_Tin]

wala nay lain...?

[zney25]

hehehe...nice songs....
i like it....
post more songs..

[JaM_meE]

cool!!! hahaha

[JaM_meE]

Bohemian Warranty

Is this the real thing?
Or just cheap fantasy?
Caught in a RAMslide
No escape back to sanity
Strange as it seems
To someone who dreams in C ....
I'm just a user (Poor boy)
I get no sympathy,
My money's easy come, easy go
Guarantee? just say No ---
This is not X-Windows ---
Should that really matter to me? --- to me.

Mama, just killed an app
Print a page is all I tried
And it GPFfed and died
Three hours, to install the wretch
And now it's gone and blown itself away ....
Mama, ooo ---
It's enough to make you cry
I need that printout by this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, hope it doesn't really matter ....

Too late, the system's seized
Mouse and keyboard up the chute
No resort but hard reboot
Seance for to summon Deep Shit Monitor
Whose logs delight in lying with the truth ....
Mama, ooo (This is not X-Windows) ---
I suspect that I
Have once more seen good money thrown after bad ....

I see a little cloven shadow of a hoof
Low address, low address, something did a Fandango
Criminally crafty
Very thorough shafting me ---
Bug or feature? bug or feature?
Bug or feature? bug or feature?
Is it new or is it known? --- telephone ---

But I'm just a user, nobody loves me ---
He will be Poor if he Does phone the Family,
Don't tell him yet that Support isn't free ---

Is it ill, is it well, can you really tell? ---
We're Help Desk --- Argh! third-party DLL (Go to Hell)
We're Help Desk --- replace that DLL (Go to Hell)
We're Help Desk --- upgrade this DLL (Go to Hell)
Try this DLL (Go to Hell)
Buy that DLL (Go to Hell)
Pay, pay, pay, pay, pay, pay, pay ---
Make him read it, make him read it, make him read the guarantee:
This product's backed by a building full of lawyers free
to wee
on thee ---

So you think you can soak me and spit in my eye?
So you think I'd stay loyal when hung out to dry?
Self-defeating, on your customers cheating ---
Need only walk out, I'm gonna walk right out of here ---

I get better programs, anyone can see
Vastly better programs, fully working programs, for free ....

This is not X-Windows .... (*boom*)

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