IT songs

[istoryanimo]

EBAY Song by WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

Yeah!

A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tags)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder ... now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale)
(Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre,used by Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

YouTube - "Ebay" by Weird Al Yankovic

[chaz03]

wat a song..haha..nice 10/10

[Deathnote]

im composing one for you guyz and girls out there...bisaya lang para ato gyud...hehehehe....this is only my 2nd composition so dont expect anything....i would need signers nya..preferably laki kay im yours man ang tone...pm me guyz if your interested..hehehe...im already done half the song..gamay na lang gyud kaayo...

[reynold]

choia wui....makakanta man pud ta ug ahat.

[cliff_drew]

Original Song - Material Girl by Madonna

Computerized Girl


Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're OK
If they can't help me with my callbacks
I just walk away.
They can beg and they can plead
but they can't see the light
Cause the boy who knows Motif
is always Mister Right.

Cause we are living in a computerized world
and I am a computerized girl
You know that we are living in a computerized world
and I am a computerized girl.

Some boys romance, some boys slow dance
That's all right with me
If they can't raise my windows then I
have to let them be

Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play
Only boys that know their X calls
make my buggy day

Cause we are living ...

Boys may come and boys may go
and that's all right you see
Experience had taught me X
and now they're after me.

Cause you know that we are living ....

[cliff_drew]

Original Song - Hotel California by The Eagles
Author: Martin J. Carter

OS California

In a dark deserted office
Alone and open-plan
Strong smells of black coffee
Percolating through my fan
Took a look at my user
He would give a zombie fright
Though his eyes grew heavy and his head grew dim
Still he had to hack through the night

There she sat on her CD
A nymph beside her well
I wondered if it mattered
If I were Compaq or if I were Dell
Then she fondled my chipset
And pulled my plug-and-play
As she reconfigured my Ether card
I heard my speaker say

Welcome to the OS California
What a change of pace
What an interface
Plenty of apps for the OS California
Pay without a fear
They will all be here

Her kernel's so Tiffany twisted
I get the Mercedes bends
When she runs lots of pretty pretty apps
From all her friends
How they dance in my low core
Oh how I sweat
Desp'rate to remember
Desp'rate to forget

So my man phoned his Mac friend
Who laughed at him down the line
And said, That interface was two years old
In nineteen eighty-nine
Still those adverts assault me
From far away
E-mail-bombed in the middle of the night
Just to have me say

Welcome to the OS California
What a change of pace
What an interface
Here's a new patch for the OS California
What a nice surprise
It's an ali-buy

A hall of memory mirrors
Pretend protected mode
She said, We are all prisoners here
Of two decades' code
And in the master journals
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their stern reviews
But they still can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember
There were discs all over the floor
He was hacking for his life to get me
As I was before
Hard luck, said my BIOS
We are programmed to deceive
You can reboot as hard as you like
But you can never leave

[ahoz]

lol.. nice one...

[rics zalved]

Pwede mo balak?


Ang kasingkasing ko adunay program
Gi compile ko ug gi pa run
Apan adunay error nga nakit-an
Kay adunay variable nga nakuwangan

Sa akong pagdebug akong nabantayan
Ikaw diay ang variable nga nalimtan
Kay ang program sa akong kasingkasing dili modagan
Kun wala ikaw gi declare sa akong dughan

[Deathnote]

Tune: Im Yours

Naa na say program gi pa buhat
Paspas pa kaayug type kay sa uyab nag pasikat
Ohhh error man diay
Ako nag mahay

Oh- nga-no nag i-t man ko may pa nag nursing nalang ko

needs alot of work pa...hehehehe

[eamarac]

wow nice composition... mga genius jd!!!!

[JeremieSpoken]

YouTube - Steve Ballmer - developers musicvideo

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[nirdle_phogi]

@TS.. mas nice unta if naa audible version...

[noze]

Quote: Originally Posted by BadDudes YESTERDAY IMAGINE (John Lennon) Imagine there's no Windows, It's easy if you try. No fatal errors or new bugs TX-Mozilla-Status: 0009s. Imagine Mr. Bill Gates Leaving us in peace! Imagine never ending hard disks, It isn't hard to do. Nothing to del or wipe off And no floppy too Imagine Mr. Bill Gates Sharing all his money. You may say I'm a hacker, But I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us And your games will fit in RAM Imagine 1-Giga RAM I wonder if you can. No need for left-shifts or setups And no booting again and again. Imagine all the systems Working all life-time! You may say I'm a hacker, But I'm not the only one. Maybe someday I'll be a cracker And then I'll make Windows run.

Linux ROCKS

[istong]

Cool dude! ahahahha

[moz_k2]

Atong sumpayan aron matiwas

Quote: Originally Posted by BadDudes LET IT BE When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, speaking words of wisdom: Write in C. As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone whispers: Write in C. Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, oh, Write in C. LOGO's dead and buried, Write in C. I used to write a lot of FORTRAN, For science it worked flawlessly. Try using it for graphics! Write in C. If you've just spent nearly 30 hours, Debugging some assembly, Soon you will be glad to Write in C. Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, yeah, Write in C. BASIC's not the answer. Write in C. Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, oh, Write in C. Pascal won't quite cut it. Write in C.

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Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Don't even mention COBOL.
Write in C.

And when the screen is fuzzy,
And the edior is bugging me.
I'm sick of ones and zeroes.
Write in C.

A thousand people people swear that T.P.
Seven is the one for me.
I hate the word PROCEDURE,
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
PL1 is 80's,
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
The government loves ADA,
Write in C.