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Old 04-22-2007, 04:50 PM
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Default QUOTABLE QUOTES... hahahahahahahh:)

-Laughter is the best medicine... so dont overdosed it...
-Ang taong nagigipit...sa bumbay kumakapit
-Pag may usok...may nag-iihaw
-Dont judge the book by its cover... if u are not a judge or else you will cover the book!
-Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin... may utang.
-No guts, no glory... no ID, no entry
-Birds of the same feather that prays together... stays together.
-Kapag may sinuksok at walang madukot, may nandukot
-Ang buhay ay parang bato, it's hard
-Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom na tao
-Ang taong di marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan .... ay may stiff neck.
-Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.
-Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga.
-Kapag may taga, may tahi.
-Huli man daw at magaling, undertime pa rin.
-To err is human, to errs is humans.
-Ang naglalakad ng matulin, late na sa appointment
-Matalino man ang matsing, matsing pa rin.
-Better late than later...
-Aanhin ang palasyo kung ang nakatira ay kuwago, mabuti pa ang bahay kubo, sa paligid puno ng linga.
-Ang sakit ng kalingkingan, kailangan ng alaxan.
-Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa.
-Kapag maikli ang kumot, tumangkad ka na!
-Better late than pregnant
-Behind the clouds are the other clouds
-Aanhin pa ang damo.. kung bato na ang uso!
-Its better to cheat than to repeat!
-Do unto others... then run!!!
-Pag di ukol, di bubukol...siya ay baog!
-Kung may isinuksok, may mabubuntis!
-Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na ng ibang salop
-Magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka na sa bagong gising, 'wag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.
-When all else fails, follow instructions.
-No man is an island because time is gold.
-An apple a day.. is too expensive.
-An apple a day, makes seven apples a week.
-An apple a day cannot be an orange a day.
-Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto.. muta lang yan.
-kapag ang puno mabunga...mataba ang lupa!
-When it rains...it floods.
-Pagkahaba haba man ng prusisyon .. mauubusan din ng kandila
-Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan nasa ibabaw minsan nasa....vulcanizing shop.
-Pag may isinuksok, may ipuputok.
-Pag may isinuksok, isuksok mo pa, harder!
-Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan... sapul .
-Try and try until you succeed... or else try another
-Ako ang nagsaing... iba ang kumain. diet ako eh.
-Huwag magbilang ng manok kung alaga mo ay itik .
-Kapag maiksi na ang kumot, bumili ka na ng bago.
-Pag may tyaga.. goodluck.
-If you can't beat them, shoot them.


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Old 04-22-2007, 05:09 PM
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Default Re: QUOTABLE QUOTES... hahahahahahahh:)

kaw jud innosaint ha kusion taka run haaaaaaaaaay kacute ba ani niya oi
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Old 04-22-2007, 10:50 PM
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Default Re: QUOTABLE QUOTES... hahahahahahahh:)

hehehehe nice quotes.. totz to ponder hahaha... )

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Old 05-06-2007, 02:19 PM
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Default Re: QUOTABLE QUOTES... hahahahahahahh:)

nice
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Old 05-06-2007, 06:01 PM
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Default Re: QUOTABLE QUOTES... hahahahahahahh:)

Some are funny, some are just not good enough. haha
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Old 05-06-2007, 09:23 PM
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Default Re: QUOTABLE QUOTES... hahahahahahahh:)

Quote:
Originally Posted by bokiratx
kaw jud innosaint ha kusion taka run haaaaaaaaaay kacute ba ani niya oi
kewt and pwetty oi!

hehe. nice jokes!
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Old 05-07-2007, 09:05 AM
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Default Re: QUOTABLE QUOTES... hahahahahahahh:)

hahahha! very inspirational ha!
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Old 05-12-2007, 08:42 PM
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Default Re: QUOTABLE QUOTES... hahahahahahahh:)

hahaha...funny kaau... :mrgreen:
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Old 05-29-2007, 05:23 PM
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Default Re: QUOTABLE QUOTES... hahahahahahahh:)

dont judge the book by each other
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Old 05-29-2007, 06:47 PM
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Default Re: QUOTABLE QUOTES... hahahahahahahh:)

nice ni dah para txt2x
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:49 AM
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Default Re: QUOTABLE QUOTES... hahahahahahahh:)

Quote:
Originally Posted by bokiratx
kaw jud innosaint ha kusion taka run haaaaaaaaaay kacute ba ani niya oi
bayot man na sya bai

An Eye for Eye makes the whole world Blind
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Old 06-23-2007, 08:28 PM
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Dont' talk to the driver............. When your mouth is full......
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Old 06-23-2007, 10:10 PM
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Default Re: QUOTABLE QUOTES... hahahahahahahh:)

very inspirational
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Old 06-24-2007, 04:59 PM
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Default Re: QUOTABLE QUOTES... hahahahahahahh:)

Quote:
Originally Posted by kent666
kewt and pwetty oi!

hehe. nice jokes!
joke pud d i 2 niya?
hehe
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Old 08-05-2007, 12:32 AM
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Default Re: QUOTABLE QUOTES... hahahahahahahh:)

aw pyter! ipang-shotouts nya kuni sa friendster hehe...
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