iSTORYA.NET

Go Back   iSTORYA.NET > Entertainment > Humor
: :

Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Humor :: we all need some good dose of humor ::

Reply
LinkBack Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 07-02-2005, 05:24 PM
Lover and a Fighter
SPRINGFIELD_XD_40 is offline
SPRINGFIELD_XD_40's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 8,307
Default Retirement Plan

1. If you purchased $ 1,000.00 worth of NORTEL stock a year ago , the value today for that would be $ 49.00

2.In ENRON , your $ 1,000.00 would be $ 16.50 by today .

3. In WORLDCOM , less than $ 5.00 would be left .

4. But if you purchased $ 1,000.00 worth of BEER a year ago and recycled the cans , you made $ 214.00 of refund .


Base on above , ADVICE is to buy and drink beer heavily and recycle . It is called the 401K ( KEG ) plan .



There is an old saying: 'For want of a nail, the horseshoe was lost. For want of a horseshoe, the steed was lost. For want of a steed, the message was not delivered. For want of message, the war was lost.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 07-03-2005, 10:58 AM
Junior Member
maxgate is offline
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 95
Default Re: Retirement Plan

wahahahah ka inot pod oi

Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 07-04-2006, 09:53 AM
Senior Member
big_solid_snake is offline
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 865
Default Re: Retirement Plan

hahahaha
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT +8. The time now is 06:35 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.3.0
(c) 2002-2009 iSTORYA.NET | Design by DrE | Modifications by BeoR