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Old 06-28-2009, 05:34 PM
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"pinapaikot mo lang ako

Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang

patayin mo na lang ako"

-electric fan

"hindi lahat ng walang salawal

ay bastos"

-winnie d' pooh

"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad

kundi ang mapalapit saio.

pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo"

-ipis

"Hala! sige magpakasasa ka!

Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo."

-hipon

"Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang

maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong

karapatang magmahal?!?"

-gasolina

"Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya."

-plema

"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sau

ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao

ganun mo na lang ako itanggi.."

-utot

"Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong

pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako."

-Bola

"you never know what you have

till you lose it.

and once you lose it, you can never get it back"

-snatcher

"Hindi lahat ng pink, KIKAY!"

-majinboo

"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka

mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa?

bakit palipat-lipat ka?

-TV

"hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c"

-kili kili


pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!

-libag

"wag mo na akong bilugin.."

-kulangot

Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?

-Lego

"hindi lahat ng dugo puedeng idonate"

-regla
Painitin mo ako.. kailangan kong pumutok para ako'y iyong matikman at ika'y masarapan

-pop corn

Porke ba one-sided ang buhok...... EMO na?! shet nmn.. wla nmn ganyanan!!

- JOSE RIZAL
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Old 06-28-2009, 05:41 PM
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Before, I thought that being the first, being strong and being simple would win the peoples heart.
But I was wrong, popularity is not really forever...
-NOKIA 5110

Grabe?!?! Biruin mo.. P15,000 daw hot oil lang!

P150, 000 ang rebonding!?

Sobara naman yang David's Salon na yan?!

-RAPUNZEL

"You never even thanked me for making you happy, then you throw me
away just like that… I hate you for using me, for making my life full
of shit…"

– TOILET PAPER
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Old 06-28-2009, 05:48 PM
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ahhahahah..abi nmo bastos pro dli d.i..ehehheh
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Old 06-28-2009, 06:10 PM
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pyter ni dah nice ang pagka qoute
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Old 06-28-2009, 06:19 PM
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Lami unta no katawa ta,
Bisan unsaon dili man gyud ko kakatawa,ako na tuslok-tuslok ako ilok dili gihapon,
Dili man pud ko kasabot tagalog gud,mao tingale...
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Old 06-28-2009, 06:25 PM
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Before, I thought that being the first, being strong and being simple would win the peoples heart.
But I was wrong, popularity is not really forever...
-NOKIA 5110
kani nice pud ni xa..abi nmo og unsa 5110 ra d.i...ehhehehe
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Old 06-28-2009, 07:07 PM
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"Alam kong may gusto ka sa akin. Pasimple ka pa. Bakit hindi mo ako
seryosohin? Pero bago ang lahat, gusto ko, alam mo na hindi ako
easy-to-get. " – FLAT 1.0


"Hindi lahat ng lumilipad ay superhero." – MANANANGGAL


"Hindi lahat ng ngipin ay puti." – BLUETOOTH


"Masayang-masaya ako, kasi, ang dami kong date!" – KALENDARYO


Ako lang makakapagpadugo sa ilong ni Manny Pacquiao. -ENGLISH


Hindi lahat ng nagbabato ay adik! -DARNA


"Hindi lahat ng batang naka bag pack

..nag-aaral." -DORA the explorer
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Old 06-29-2009, 12:43 AM
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nyahaha dghana na n.ani oie maLingaw ko..
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Old 06-29-2009, 12:50 AM
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ahhahahah..hiliga og binoang aning ts oi..nice xd ni dah..
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Old 06-29-2009, 01:48 AM
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hahah...grabeh! pagka maayo jud ani nga Kotssss hahaha
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Old 06-30-2009, 11:25 PM
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Subukan mo kaya na kalimutan na ako at wag ng puntahan. Di naman sa pagyayabang. Lalapit ka pa rin sa akin." - inodoro

"Hindi ako panakip butas!" - sanitary napkin


Bakit ganon? Sa kama na lang ba lagi ang role ko sa buhay mo?
Each time na pagod ka..
im always here para painitin ang malalamig mong gabi?!
Hindi mo ba ako peding i-display sa mga tao??
Kahit minsan lang
-HABOL (nagdrama kay ganahan himuong kurtina)


"Hindi lahat ng party ay masaya" -THRID PARTY


"Hindi lahat ng 13 malas" -13 MONTH PAY



"hindi lahat ng positive ipinagdiriwang" -HIV +

"Huwag mong sabihing pinaiyak kita dahil una mo akong sinaktan." – SIBUYAS
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nice one... lingaw ko dah.. pawas laay..
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ahaha lingawa
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Old 07-03-2009, 10:46 AM
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ahhh daghana gud ani bro...naa pa next batch?
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