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Old 05-23-2009, 09:30 AM
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boi:: u u unnsaaa maaaaahh??(nagkangakanga) kaLain nmu ma oie. wa man ka nanuktok

gdukoL nuon xa sa iyang mama!! tugssshhh!!!
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Old 05-23-2009, 09:41 AM
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mama sad oi
nakuyawan q hap
hahahah
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Old 05-23-2009, 10:21 AM
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gpasiga ang suga sa iyang mama..

pero na shock ilang mama sa nakit,an
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nakit an sa iyang mama nga pulos wlay sinina cla nga naa sa kwarto,
mao nisiga sad ang mata sa iya mama ug.....
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:02 AM
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ug miingon " hoi! pailis mo mga hinampaka mo! mura mo og mga lami og lawas ha!
pagdali mo diha og pagkaon namo aron kusgan kong mabuang..

(og sa dihang naa na sila sa lamesa)

boy: mokaon ba ka ani?
girl: (nashock!) unsa man na?!....................
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Old 05-23-2009, 11:28 AM
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ngutana ang laki sa iyang mama

boi: ma unsa mani sud.ana oi
maka himsug gyud kaha ni
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Old 05-23-2009, 01:52 PM
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bogo ka dong? mura ka mag wa naanad anang inun.unan nga tiki.. paborito mna nmu..

boi: lahi man Lage nig kolor mah??
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mama: Unsa ka man dong mura ka mag just now!?og dili mo mokaon hala panglayas mo daghag pangutana..
boi: na cge! manlakaw na lang mi adto na lang mi sa gawas mokaon...
girl: (naghilom2) nga nagpamati kanila..
boi: (gibira si girl) tara man lakaw na ta..

og sa dihang nanlakaw na sila, samtang gabaktas sila sa dalan with matching gunit kamot, nasugatan nila

si .....................
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si inday (ex ni boi)
inday: yate ning duha...naguba na pud akoang adlaw

boi: patay..pagkamalditaha ra ba aning inday..(naghuna2 unsay buha2n)..
girl (nangurog, nahadlok kang inday
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Inday (nag eninglish sa duha!): Hey you morons!..long time no see! I wasn't expecting this day to come!
Girl(nag nosebleed kay dili man diay kasabot og english): ha unsa?
Gisiko nih girl ang boy, nangayog tabang! niya abtik sad kau c boy nakaresbak!
Boy: Hey Inday! what are you dong here?
sa huna2 nih boy (dah!...abi nmu dili ko khibaw mo english? sosyal ko doh!)

unya c Inday......
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inday: look at her, she is like a lizard wd a carabao body.. and look at me, im young, sexy and yummy.

boy: so what?? gipul-an nko nmo unggoya ka..

na-shock c girl.....

ug.....................
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inday: look at her, she is like a lizard wd a carabao body.. and look at me, im young, sexy and yummy.

boy: so what?? gipul-an nko nmo unggoya ka..

na-shock c girl.....

ug.....................
naka english ahat c girl
girl: what's wrong with you mad girl?
inday: just stating the fact that you are ugrly bitch!
girl: really yes im a bitch but then you're a slut!.......................
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wala nakapugong ang duha ka babaye sa ilang gibati...
nagbugno sila....ug nagligid ligid sa kalsada, nagkinalmotay, sinokmagay!

Girl: haduken! (nalagpot c Inday)
Inday: Kili-kili power! (nalipong c girl!)

ning kamang c Girl padung kang boy mangayo unta og tabang kay
wala ka agwanta sa kabaho sa ilok nih Inday!

Inday: kamang ka! kamang ka!...kini imo!

nagkuha c inday og dakong bato ug iya kining gbato padulong kang girl

Girl: (nakalingi sa bato) ha!...Likay mode!

Nakalikay dayun c girl. Pero ang bato kay ning lahos sa dagway nih boy!
Sapul ang nawung nih boy!

Boy: Ugh!!...
Girl: NOOOoooooooo!
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nasuko daun pagmaau c girl..nagpower-up daun xa
girl: !@#$!@34 ka inday!!!
gi-ala pacquiao boxing daun ni girl c inday..
girl: left hook, killer punch
inday (karate iyaha): ya! yi! ya, ya
unya c boy...
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Old 05-23-2009, 06:17 PM
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ning syagit c boy...

Boy: STOP!!!!....

nahunong ang duha ka babaye sa pag.away. Ning kaging!

Boy: unsa dili jud mo mohunong? unsa may inyong ganahan!?
Inday: Ikaw!...kay ikaw rman jud ang hinungdan aning tanan!
Boy: H-ha ako? Unsa man akong buhaton pra mahunong nah ning gubuta?

nagdrama nah c boy....ang girl kahilakon...

Girl: B-boy....
Inday: mas maau pa, magpili ka kanamong duha boy kung kinsa jud imong
ganahan!...Ako or c girl?!

C boy nashock sa pulong nih Inday! Sa tinuod, naglisod xag pili kay
nabati niya nga aduna pa xay gibati sa iyang nkafling nga c inday pero
dili sad niya mahimong biyaan iyang one and only lab nga c Girl!

Boy: h-ha? inyo kung papilion?......
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