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Old 05-17-2009, 02:50 AM
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papa: "hello?"
lalaki: "good evening..."
papa: "hello dong, si kinsa man ka, under surveillance ni imong number kay mao ni ang last contact sa akong anak sa wa pa siya patya ganinang hapon. diay mga pulis diri sa SRP nag-imbestigar sa crime scene.:

"tooot tooot tooot tooot"

"hello? hello? hello napa ka diha? hoy tubag?"

the end of love story.


AHAHAHAHA!

NAKATAWA JUD KO PAG MAAYO DIRI MIGO AHAHAHAHA!

ROTFLMAO!
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Old 05-17-2009, 04:12 AM
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pwede maghimo ug bag-o?? hehehe
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Old 05-17-2009, 04:19 AM
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sus kadali sad gi end sa story oi....
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Old 05-17-2009, 04:21 AM
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Bitaw..sumpaye pa....
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Old 05-17-2009, 09:15 AM
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^bwahahahahahaha
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Old 05-17-2009, 09:20 AM
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the end of love story.

and so everybody thought. but a few minutes later, nag text ang girl sa guy. it read, "it's a conspiracy! save me!"

tan taraaaang! sumpayi dayun....
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Old 05-17-2009, 09:56 AM
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and so everybody thought. but a few minutes later, nag text ang girl sa guy. it read, "it's a conspiracy! save me!"

tan taraaaang! sumpayi dayun....

save me! catch me im falling......
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Old 05-17-2009, 11:57 AM
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guy wakes up in fuente circle with a huge head ache... and no clothes on...

suddenly he realizes that it was all just a hallucination from drinking too much pee..

then the guy was arested by the police because he was naked.... theeee end
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Old 05-17-2009, 12:32 PM
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pag abot ni guy sa prisohan, ngkita si sa girl dli deay damgo ang tanan, nsaka pan na si girl and ngkawat sa sanina ni boy
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Old 05-17-2009, 01:49 PM
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Naulaw ang guy tungod kay gahubo ra siya sa prisohan unya nakakita siya ug inmate nga tattoo artist - gi tattoo iyang tibuok lawas:

Guy: Brad, pa patik ko.
Tattoo Artist: Unsa imu gusto nga design? Naay heart, butterfly ug unicorn. Pili lang.
Guy: Ang kani nalang floor plan sa prisohan kay mu ikyas ko. Pakapini lang ug unicorn. K ra?
Tattoo Artist: Payter!

Ug mao kini gi tattoo ang tibuok lawas sa guy para mu ikyas siya sa prisohan para ma reunite siya sa iyang one and only love of his life...ang girl nga nikawat sa iyahang sanina.

Ug nganu kaha? Ambot lang.
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Old 05-17-2009, 02:19 PM
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meanwhile, the guy works out daily to beef up and look like Wentworth Miller

and....
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Old 05-17-2009, 02:30 PM
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but instead he looks like ellen degeneres....

hahaha

and.......
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Old 05-17-2009, 02:33 PM
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bsan unsa pa iyang buhaton, dli jud nya mkuha ang nawong ni wentworth, basan pa hutdon ug tattoo iya nawong, apan nahigugma ghapon nya si inday... pero usa ka adlaw niana...
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Old 05-17-2009, 02:39 PM
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nangawat siyag hayhayan sa girls dormitory.... iyang nakuha ra kay gstring og transparent na bra!

and then......
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Old 05-17-2009, 02:45 PM
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naibog kaayu siya...iyang gisukod.

og sa dihang nakit-an sa prison warden....
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