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Old 10-01-2009, 12:52 PM
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hahaha.. your pride
wrong po, ^_^!!

Try again: "What can you swallow that can also swallow you?"
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Old 10-01-2009, 12:59 PM
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wrong po, ^_^!!

Try again: "What can you swallow that can also swallow you?"
water

it's so easy to cheat here...hello google
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Old 10-01-2009, 02:02 PM
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here's a simple one.

a jeepney driver (riding his jeepney) hit a boy along the road. the driver alighted and exclaimed; "you are my son, but i am not your father..."

who is the driver then?
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Old 10-01-2009, 02:27 PM
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Priest ang driver (sideline sa priest)... ??
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Old 10-01-2009, 02:28 PM
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mother of the boy..hehehe guess lng.toinks!
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Old 10-01-2009, 03:23 PM
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mother of the boy..hehehe guess lng.toinks!
haha! korek
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Old 10-01-2009, 03:33 PM
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can't be the mother....

riding his jeepney

should be a boy/male
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Old 10-01-2009, 03:43 PM
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Priest ang driver (sideline sa priest)... ??
priest pud ako mahuna hunaan.....
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Old 10-01-2009, 04:27 PM
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lingaw lagi ni sa..


1. Unsaun nimo pag sud sa elepante sa ref in 2 steps?, Unsaun pagsud sa giraffe in 3 steps?


2. Nagpatawag meeting si Lion King, Kinsa dili ka apil?


3. Unsaun nimo pag sawm sa sapa nga Crocodile infested.
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Old 10-01-2009, 04:44 PM
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1. Unsaun nimo pag sud sa elepante sa ref in 2 steps?, Unsaun pagsud sa giraffe in 3 steps?

elepante 1.open the fridge 2.put the elepante
giraffe 1.open the fridge 2.pull out the elephant fr the fridge 3.put the giraffe


2. Nagpatawag meeting si Lion King, Kinsa dili ka apil?

giraffe....still inside the fridge


3. Unsaun nimo pag sawm sa sapa nga Crocodile infested.

just dive in...crocodiles in the meeting
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Old 10-01-2009, 05:41 PM
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Two girls are born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time (Edit: of course, not both at once - one right after the other - you know what I mean ), in the same month and year and yet they're not twins. How can this be?
mother gave a multiple birth e.g. triplets, quadruplets... etc..
then the two girls are from that set.
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Old 10-02-2009, 07:24 AM
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in a certan subdivision, red houses were made up of red bricks, pink houses were made up of pink bricks, white houses were made up of white bricks, blue houses were made up of blue bricks, what do you think greenhouses were made up of?
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Old 10-02-2009, 08:50 AM
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glass..

if it were green houses (w/ space)..its green bricks.
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Old 10-02-2009, 09:04 AM
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^good job!

how about this:
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The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?

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Old 10-02-2009, 09:54 PM
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^^ la gyuy nitubag ani:

answer is coffin.
Spoiler! 
i really didnt know the answer, i cheated here

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