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Old 10-01-2009, 07:53 AM
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^ lights kay ngingit man.
try another answer
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Old 10-01-2009, 07:55 AM
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why the match?.. am i holding it na diay?!...
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Old 10-01-2009, 08:16 AM
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why the match?.. am i holding it na diay?!...
hehehe

Tabla ra ug niingon how can you see what's inside the room if it is dark.
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You are running in a street marathon and you overtake the person in second place, what position are you now in?
2nd place

Mark turned 22 yesterday.
Next year he will be 24.
How come?
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Old 10-01-2009, 08:30 AM
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Mark turned 22 yesterday.
Next year he will be 24.
How come?
his birthday is today at age 23 years, 0 months, 0 days..
a year after, he'll be ~ 24y, 0m, 0d
yesterday, he was ~ 22 years old, 11 months, 29 days
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his birthday is today at age 23 years, 0 months, 0 days..
a year after, he'll be ~ 24y, 0m, 0d
yesterday, he was ~ 22 years old, 11 months, 29 days
he turned 22 yesterday
meaning gahapon iya birthday
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Old 10-01-2009, 08:46 AM
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^^ ahahaha.. usbon lagi statement.. neurons gone wild!

his birthdate is dec. 31?..
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Mark turned 22 yesterday. Next year he will be 24. How come?
nag nose bleed lgi ko ani.. hehehe..

try kog answer ha.. today is the first day of a new year meaning yesterday was December 31 and that is Mark's birthday. so by next year 24 na xa
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try this: A man who was not wearing a parachute jumped out of a plane. He landed on hard ground yet was unhurt. Why?
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^^ the damn plane was not flying...
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:39 AM
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hehe.. korek!

how about this - What is the number that is one half of one quarter of one tenth of 480?
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:43 AM
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six (6)

kini: What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:55 AM
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hahaha.. your pride
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:10 AM
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hehe.. korek!

how about this - What is the number that is one half of one quarter of one tenth of 480?
6 answer ani?
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:23 AM
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6 answer ani?
yes pal, you're right!

try this:
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Two girls are born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time (Edit: of course, not both at once - one right after the other - you know what I mean ), in the same month and year and yet they're not twins. How can this be?

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Old 10-01-2009, 11:41 AM
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Two girls are born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time (Edit: of course, not both at once - one right after the other - you know what I mean ), in the same month and year and yet they're not twins. How can this be?
the mother give birth to triplets
the two girls mentioned are from the set of triplets.
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