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Old 09-30-2009, 02:06 PM
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you dont bury the survivors... hehehe.... they are alive....
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Twenty Years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, Two of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decided on a crash landing procedure....Unfortunately the 3rd engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany?

Where would you bury the survivors?

... In East Germany or West Germany or in no mans land or ?
I'd buy them a cup of coffee while waiting for their next flight. LOL
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you dont bury the survivors... hehehe.... they are alive....
correct...

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1.Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

2.Rearrange the following letters to form one word: NEW DOOR

3.What demands an answer but ask no question?
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3.What demands an answer but ask no question?
"Answer the question" ?
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1.Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
-open your eyes because you're only imagining

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2.Rearrange the following letters to form one word: NEW DOOR
-ONE WORD

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3.What demands an answer but ask no question?
-a phone ringing
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3.What demands an answer but ask no question?
A ringing telephone..
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1.Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
- Don't imagine then.

2.Rearrange the following letters to form one word: NEW DOOR
-ONE WORD

3.What demands an answer but ask no question?
-ringing phone
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2.Rearrange the following letters to form one word: NEW DOOR
"one word"
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1.Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

2.Rearrange the following letters to form one word: NEW DOOR


3.What demands an answer but ask no question?
@2
->one word
@3
->question mark? or fill in the blanks? LOL
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1.Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
- Don't imagine then.

2.Rearrange the following letters to form one word: NEW DOOR
-ONE WORD

3.What demands an answer but ask no question?
-ringing phone


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try this:

There was a policeman passing by a house when he heard a woman shout "Dont kill me John please I beg you!" After that he heard a gunshot so the policeman immediately entered the house. Inside he saw the dead body of the woman. On the other corner of the room, a doctor, a mailman and a lawyer were standing and looking very scared.

Immediately, he went over to the mailman, handcuffed him and read him his rights..

How did the policeman knew who the real killer was?
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:38 PM
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The doctor and lawyer are both female.
So John is the mailman.
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The doctor and lawyer are both female.
So John is the mailman.
nice one

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Moz_k2, the local bus driver, was telling me that recently he was driving a bus full of people and no-one got off on the way. However, at the end of the journey, there was not a single person left on the bus. How?
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The local bus driver, was telling me that recently he was driving a bus full of people and no-one got off on the way. However, at the end of the journey, there was not a single person left on the bus. How?
-Everyone on the bus was married and therefore not single.
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What is missing from this sequence:

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