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Old 11-29-2008, 03:25 PM
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exactly right N_P & Jo
only one handshake per pair





k try this...

Many things can create one, it can be of any shape or size, it is created for various reasons, and it can shrink or grow with time. What is it?



...imagine the possibilities
I imagine boobs.
hehehe
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brainaches.....
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Old 12-08-2008, 03:48 PM
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What goes up, when the rain comes down?
umbrella ni bai
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A man called the attention of his guests and walk them through the hallway.

When the man stopped, he pointed his hand to a portrait. The guests looked upon the portrait. Then the man declared:

"Brothers and sisters I have none. This man's father is my father's son".

Who is the man in the portrait?
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the man himself..
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Old 09-30-2009, 01:39 PM
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..self-portrait..
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the man himself..
NO...try harder
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..self-portrait..
keep trying
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Old 09-30-2009, 01:44 PM
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thats it his son....
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A man called the attention of his guests and walk them through the hallway.

When the man stopped, he pointed his hand to a portrait. The guests looked upon the portrait. Then the man declared:

"Brothers and sisters I have none. This man's father is my father's son".

Who is the man in the portrait?

His son........................
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the father?.
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Old 09-30-2009, 01:49 PM
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josephG and Element_80,you're both correct.

My fathers son must mean himself because he has no brothers, and since this is the father of the person he is pointing at, he is pointing at his son!
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This thing is so fragile that if you say its name, you'll break it.
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This thing is so fragile that if you say its name, you'll break it.
Silence?
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:01 PM
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Silence?
correct

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Twenty Years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, Two of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decided on a crash landing procedure....Unfortunately the 3rd engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany?

Where would you bury the survivors?

... In East Germany or West Germany or in no mans land or ?
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