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Old 10-20-2009, 01:54 AM
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M = March
A = April
M = May
J = June
J = July
A = August
S = September
O = October .. thus,
N = November
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Old 10-20-2009, 04:23 AM
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Gwaps nganu N man answer ani?
wa ko kasabot dah.. hehe
here's the answer God's beloved

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M = March
A = April
M = May
J = June
J = July
A = August
S = September
O = October .. thus,
N = November

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shawn rented the car from gary?
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he was looking the diamond ring under the car

maybe he won a bet...
for babypaupau & miyay, oopss.. sorry both are wrong

this is the correct answer! thank you for translating it in bisaya

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uhmm i think betting is involve in this... nagkig bet si gary na pwede xa maka go under sa sakyanan in the middle sa hi-way unya kay skilled man kunuhay, iya daung gipahunong ang sakyanan sa middle sa street ug ni adto sa ilawom mao to nakadaug xa sa 500 na bet.
in other wordzzz:

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because Gary is a master mechanic (and very wise), he bet Shawn 500 dollars that he could lie in the middle of the highway for 10mins... In order to win the bet, he parked the car in the middle of the highway and lied under it for 10mins... Shawn obviously saw that he had lost the bet and agreed to pay him the 500.

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here's another brain teasers:

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At noon, you look at the clock in your bedroom. The big hand is on the five and the little hand is in between the 3 and the 4. What time is it?

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What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat?

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A man wanted to get into a members only club so he hid and watched the guard at the door of the club house. The guard said a number to each member as they approached, and the member would respond with a number of their own. If the member responded with the correct number they were let in. If they responded incorrectly they were thrown out. One member came up to the door, the guard said twelve, and the member responded with six and was let in. Another member came to the door, the guard said six and the member responded with three and was let in. Believing he had heard enough, the reject went up to the guard. The guard said ten, and the reject said five, but was not let in. What should the reject have said?

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Old 10-20-2009, 08:31 AM
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At noon, you look at the clock in your bedroom. The big hand is on the five and the little hand is in between the 3 and the 4. What time is it?
it's noon time.. hehe
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What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat?
chicago..ü
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A man wanted to get into a members only club so he hid and watched the guard at the door of the club house. The guard said a number to each member as they approached, and the member would respond with a number of their own. If the member responded with the correct number they were let in. If they responded incorrectly they were thrown out. One member came up to the door, the guard said twelve, and the member responded with six and was let in. Another member came to the door, the guard said six and the member responded with three and was let in. Believing he had heard enough, the reject went up to the guard. The guard said ten, and the reject said five, but was not let in. What should the reject have said?
The guard must have saw him hiding.. haha
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Old 10-20-2009, 08:51 AM
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^hai bro! u answered the first 2 riddles correctly.. unfortunately your answer for the 3rd riddle is wrong

try harder!
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A man wanted to get into a members only club so he hid and watched the guard at the door of the club house. The guard said a number to each member as they approached, and the member would respond with a number of their own. If the member responded with the correct number they were let in. If they responded incorrectly they were thrown out. One member came up to the door, the guard said twelve, and the member responded with six and was let in. Another member came to the door, the guard said six and the member responded with three and was let in. Believing he had heard enough, the reject went up to the guard. The guard said ten, and the reject said five, but was not let in. What should the reject have said?
I think the answer is 3.

Sakto bah? Kay mura man og length sa number in word ang gipangayo...
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I think the answer is 3.

Sakto bah? Kay mura man og length sa number in word ang gipangayo...

you got it friend! He should have said three, the number of letters in the number the guard said.


now try these:

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What number comes next in this sequence: 1/1 3/2 7/5 17/12 41/29 ==?==

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Name an ancient invention, which is still used in some parts of the world today, that allows people to see through walls.

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you got it friend! He should have said three, the number of letters in the number the guard said.
now try these:
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What number comes next in this sequence: 1/1 3/2 7/5 17/12 41/29 ==?==
next fraction should be 99/70 if im not mistaken.

...i got it by:
** denominator »» adding the previous numerator and the previous denominator
**numerator »» adding the current derived denominator and the previous denominator


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Name an ancient invention, which is still used in some parts of the world today, that allows people to see through walls.
infrared man ang naa sa ako hunahuna.... naa na ba ni sa una?

or to make it simple... maybe the answer is "window" or "door" ?
kay kung abli, makakita ka thru the walls.
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^jackdi, you got it right!

explanation:

What number comes next in this sequence:
1/1 3/2 7/5 17/12 41/29 ==?==

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Answer: 99/70: each successive term better approximates the square root of two and is formed as (a + 2b) / (a + b).

Name an ancient invention, which is still used in some parts of the world today, that allows people to see through walls.

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Answer: A window!

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Old 10-20-2009, 12:20 PM
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new teaser for you

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I'm light above and dark below. Remove my first 5 letters, and you have a piece of currency. Remove my last 4 letters, and you have something that a deranged colonel dreamed of a snail crawling along, and surviving. What am I?

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^jackdi, you got it right!

explanation:
What number comes next in this sequence:
1/1 3/2 7/5 17/12 41/29 ==?==

Name an ancient invention, which is still used in some parts of the world today, that allows people to see through walls.
ha-ha-ha-ha!

nasakto ang Window!?!?!!


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medyo kinahanglan man og more thinking ning sunod.... kaon lang sa ko....
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Old 10-20-2009, 12:46 PM
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I like being teased..ú

I'm light above and dark below. Remove my first 5 letters, and you have a piece of currency. Remove my last 4 letters, and you have something that a deranged colonel dreamed of a snail crawling along, and surviving. What am I?

--RAZORBILL.. miss teaser master..ú
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:18 PM
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I like being teased..ú
--RAZORBILL.. miss teaser master..ú
> you got it gaRn, the teased-liker >LOL<

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The razorbill is a bird that is black above and white below.
The snail walking on the edge of a razor was a reference to Apocalypse Now.
A bill is a piece of currency.
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Change 2 of my letters, and you have a type of imaginary circle. Should you capital-ize and remove the last letter, you would cease. I was once part of an empire that could be described in the same way as many soups and vegetables you will find in grocery stores. What am I?

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There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?

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Each of the following sentences has three missing words. The first missing word of each sentence is 6 letters long, the second missing word is 5 letters long, and the third missing word is 4 letters long. All the 6 letter words are anagrams of each other, as are all the 5 letter words, and all the 4 letter words. Can you fill in the blanks?

1) Nobody would ______ to the old pirate any more, because his _____ were far too ____.

2) The fans were ______ as the opposition managed to _____ the game from the home ____.

3) When he decided to ______, he did not expect _____ bread with his ____ every meal.

4) On many of the lake's ______ in the Spring, _____ will be out looking for a ____.

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Q1. Change 2 of my letters, and you have a type of imaginary circle. Should you capital-ize and remove the last letter, you would cease. I was once part of an empire that could be described in the same way as many soups and vegetables you will find in grocery stores. What am I?

--Ecuador.. changing 2 letters gives u equator (..an imaginary circle).. Ecuador's capital is Quito.. and removing the last letter "o", gives u quit (..meaning cease).. The last part i cen't understant.. Ambot unsay pasabot ana..ú

I'll try answering riddles 2 and 3 2morrow.. Nilabad ako ulo sa riddle 1.. Whew!
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There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
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either katong adlawa when her hubby rescued her, nag-uwan ur nagbagyo then since gidala man sa sulod ang rose sa balay, pagbutang sa gawas of course mao ra toy lahi kay uga man... pero if walay uwan or bagyo, siguro tungod pud sa umog
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