Wisecracks, One-Liners & Put-Downs...
Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 23

Wisecracks, One-Liners & Put-Downs...

This is a discussion on Wisecracks, One-Liners & Put-Downs... within the Humor forums, part of the Entertainment category;

  1. #1
    Senior Member Alel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    592
    Blog Entries
    1

    Wink Wisecracks, One-Liners & Put-Downs...


    Example:

    "Hey, not because I dont care doesnt mean I'm not listening." - Homer Simpson

    " 'Tis always easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission" - MickeyPainless

    The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.

    Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

    A vasectomy means never having to say you are sorry.

    Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

    I am nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

    If a thing is worth doing, wouldn't it have been done already?

    Jesus is coming: everybody look busy!

    Start a new movement - eat prune.

    2B or not 2B? That is the pencil.

    You're never alone with schizophrenia.


    Bisaya: The Golden Rule(Dont do unto others what you dont want others do unto you.) : "Ayaw pag ingon ana, kung ingon ana ka, ayaw."

  2. #2
    C.I.A. nirdle_phogi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    7,297
    Quote Originally Posted by Alel View Post
    I am nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
    "practice makes perfect; but then again nobody's perfect, so why practice?" - AiAi delas Alas

  3. #3
    Senior Member Alel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    592
    Blog Entries
    1
    PAGASA Report: "Dili madayon ang bagyo kay lain ang panahon."

  4. #4
    C.I.A. elaimakulai's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Gender
    Female
    Posts
    2,874
    bisaya:
    gi ingnan tika na ayaw ug adto ni adto jud ka, dah tan-awa

    english:
    i told you not to go to but you go to now look at?

  5. #5
    Senior Member Alel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    592
    Blog Entries
    1
    "I would gladly indulge in a battle of wits against you, but I dont fight against an unarmed person."

  6. #6
    C.I.A. Dondon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    10,833
    Quote Originally Posted by Alel View Post
    "I would gladly indulge in a battle of wits against you, but I dont fight against an unarmed person."
    Haha nice one. Class kaayo nga insulto.

  7. #7
    Junior Member pop_cola's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Posts
    163
    i think line ni cya sa movie. i just can't remember what movie...

  8. #8
    Senior Member iamcreamier's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Gender
    Female
    Posts
    792
    Blog Entries
    1
    hmmmmmm...(think pako...hehehe.)

  9. #9
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    174
    don't get high with your own supply


    -scarface

  10. #10
    C.I.A. vladmire's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    6,711
    Blog Entries
    1
    Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Similar Threads

 
  1. One word to put on for a statement t-shirt?
    By 2kELEVEN in forum Humor
    Replies: 222
    Last Post: 12-09-2011, 09:09 AM
  2. Replies: 5
    Last Post: 12-06-2011, 03:54 AM
  3. one-Liner CORNY jokes post diri!
    By xxSTARLIGHT in forum Humor
    Replies: 106
    Last Post: 02-07-2011, 12:31 PM
  4. Punch lines and witty one liners
    By YJOB in forum Humor
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 03-05-2010, 06:12 AM
  5. Why do they put down RP so much?
    By leonell in forum Politics & Current Events
    Replies: 22
    Last Post: 07-17-2009, 06:39 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
about us
iSTORYA.NET is Cebu's Biggest, Southern Philippines' Most Active, and the Philippines' Strongest Online Community!
follow us
#top