Callcenter Bloopers

[pam]

karemember jud ko ani akong miga...

Nag verify na ug address...
mao ni ang addy:

211 Edmond Dr.
(ambot unsa to na city ug state)

Agent: "Ok sir let me just verify your address... And that would be... 211 Edmond Doctor,"
Cust: It's Drive not Doctor
Agent: Aw. am so sorry sir, that would be drive..............

Whahahahha mabuang mig kinatawa ani niya oi, high pitch pa jud kaayo ang tingog... hehehehheh

[pam]

nawala na jud ko sa passing aning panahona sa ka grabe sa queue...

gi hold nako ang cust kay ni process ko sa iya request...

niya pagbalik nako niya...

"thank you for calling _______, this is ________ " (@#%^**(**(&)*()

tawn ana gud ang customer,

"Ey you just put me on hold"

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kauwaw!

[klemzhou]

this happens to my friend.. ako lng i-share ang iya gi-share nako...

irate cust: F*** you!!
agent: what's that sir?
irate cust: i said, F*** you!!
agent: could you spell that sir?
irate cust: F.*.*.*. Y.O.U.
agent: IS THAT A DOT COM, SIR?

[i_am_fairy]

this happened to me sa ako previous work...

me: this is _____, calling from A** D*** cleaning.
cust: so what do you do?
me: we clean airducts sir!
cust: that's nice!i've been looking fro someone to clean my DUCKS.
me: wonderful! we can do that for you sir! By the way sir, how many airducts do you have?
cust: you'll clean all of them?for the same price?
me: yes sir. regardless of the number of airducts you have, you'll still gonna be paying the same price
cust: wow!!!
me: if i may ask sir, how many airducts do you have?
cust: i have 15 DUCKS and 20 chickens..can you clean them all??

*** waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...cge jdu kog katawa....ako gud siys gi hang!!!!!

[klemzhou]

Quote: Originally Posted by keczianthei naa mn to call center bloopers na thread sa una.. dghan na unta kaayo tog mga bloopers.. asa na kaha to?

naa sa pinaka ubos nga ani nga page.. hehe "similar threads"

[iveslovespink]

naa naman ni na thread..

[theused]

kanang mag daman while nag calls... hehe

[taga_ipil]

CSA: Thats N for nancy, the number zero, then V for Victor and then L ( Napaisip ata kasi new hire palang) ahhh, uhmm, L as in LIEMPO!

CX: whats liempoh?

[taga_ipil]

Telesales agent getting the customer’s
credit card info:
Agent: Can I have your expiration
date, sir?
Customer: My what?!!

[taga_ipil]

Telesales agent giving promo spiels:
Agent: You called at the right time,
ma’am. We have a lot of freebies to give
away, such as free installation, free
equipment, and free DVD player. That’s a
great offer, di ba?
Customer: huh?!

[taga_ipil]

agent: im sorry ma'am but im not pulling up a listing for that exact match in my database. not even for the address

caller : can u give me credit for this call?

agent: (checking service provider id) im sorry ma'am but youre using a payphone. i cant give u credit for this call

caller: i paid a goddamn dollar and fifty for this call! i want it back!
agent: well i cant make the coin go out of the phone ma'am

caller : i want my dollar and fifty!!!!

agent: (exasperated) please hold for the coin.

[burn777]

wahhhhhhhhhhhhh ka relate ko!!!

TSR : maam, i want you to punch those numbers on the address bar

cust: (literally punching the the number keys) wont it break or something?

*****************************************

TSR: thank you for choosing AT&T internet services my name is ****

CUST: F*ck u people!! F*ck AT*T

TSR : Sir, Calm Down! Relax, Take it easy!!

CUST: WTF?? F*ck u!!

TSR : you too sir, buh bye!!

release jud dayn!!!

wahhhh

[aisle-n.zap]

I used to work in one of the call centers in IT Park and I was assigned in a travel account. and then my shift is from 1am to 12noon, so sleepy ayo ko. My customer, Mrs. Yeng, said, "I want to travel from Monterey to Mississipi." and the I said "Okay, Mrs. Monterey." and then I paused and realized she's Mrs. Yeng, so I asked sorry, but the I said " I am so sorry Mrs. Monterey.." nah! double na..

[Orgasms]

haaayz. daghanag suhito oi... di nalang jud i enjoy ang thread. mang himo pa jud ug corrections. peace

[voix_jomz]

Quote: Originally Posted by aisle-n.zap I used to work in one of the call centers in IT Park and I was assigned in a travel account. and then my shift is from 1am to 12noon, so sleepy ayo ko. My customer, Mrs. Yeng, said, "I want to travel from Monterey to Mississipi." and the I said "Okay, Mrs. Monterey." and then I paused and realized she's Mrs. Yeng, so I asked sorry, but the I said " I am so sorry Mrs. Monterey.." nah! double na..

hahahaha sakita sakong tiyan ani oi... blooper ko minsan eh nppangalanan ko ung next cust ko ng name ng previous caller... hehehe lalo na if antok na antok pa.. haha