Words of a predictable mind

Ok-ok ra jud ang tambal sa biga.

A few minutes ago, as I was going down the stairs for my smoke break, three absolutely adorable cockroaches in a beautifully synchronized movement flew right at me. With the agility and reflexes of a drunkard, I snapped my head to the side to avoid them, effectively banging my head on the wall thus allowing two of them to land on top of my head.

I squealed like a pig in heat.

Amazingly, I managed to stop myself from swatting ...

I was once told that tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. Being the egoistic human that my friends proclaim me to be, I immediately searched the net for information about sarcasm so as to be among the witty few. Here are some things I found:

1. Wiki's take on sarcasm. Sarcasm is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter jibe or taunt",[1] usually conveyed through irony or understatement.[2] Most authorities distinguish sarcasm from irony;[3]

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