Quotable quotes and sources~

[krisstyle]

Newbie here, heres a categories of my quotes,
Funny:
two thongs dont make a right

Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself? People may say bad things about you but you should never say bad things to yourself.
-Guru Pitka, Love Guru
Virginity is like a ballon, One small prick and its all gone.

revenge:

karma's a bitch, but vengeance is a M*****

[CORNBREAD]

"If you need example on how to live ur life? then shouldn't' been born" - LIL WAYNE

"I woke up early this mornin' with a new state of mind/ A creative way to rhyme without usin' knives and guns" - Kanye West - College Drop Out Album.

[wenlove24]

LIFE IS SHORT...DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE OR ELSE YOU'LL HAVE TROUBLE LEAVING....

[wenlove24]

IF WE'RE ALL ALONE IN THIS WORLD, THEN WE'RE TOGETHER IN THAT TOO....from kathy bates p.s. i love you nga movie starring hilary swank and gerald butler

[krisstyle]

riddle me this, riddle me that, but whos the man behind the big black bat
- riddler

[DanK1368]

" I may not have gone where I wanted to go, but I ended up where i needed to be "

forgot who said that

[s2dyante1991]

"I intend to be the richest man in the world."
-Howard Hughes

"Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. Your kind with your gloomy thoughts and your worries, you’re all busy licking some imaginary wound. My generation, we drink because it’s good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it’s what men do."
-Roger Sterling (Mad Men)

"I want what I want, and I want it now!"
-Roger Sterling (Mad Men)

"I don't want to make a career out of being the person you can kick around when you fail."
-Peggy Olson (Mad Men)

"I have given you everything! Everything! and now I'm not good enough for you?!"
-Don Draper (Mad Men)

"Because you're so good and everyone in the world is bad!"
-Don Draper (Mad Men)