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Old 07-02-2008, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by smurky View Post
para lang 'to sa mga taong "mabigat" ang pakiramdam sa sarili nila...
in other words sa mga "heavy"gatin na katulad ko... hehehe...

my wife told me nigamay kuno akong tiyan...
my officemate told mi "nidaot" kuno ko...
another officemate nga nibuhat sad ani, ni-"slim" iyang body...

hi... this is "ian"...
"call boy" ko, meaning call center agent... hehehe...

it all started a couple of weeks ago... got an email (forwarded spam) from a friend
bout the techniques sa mga japanese unsaon pag-maintain sa ilang lawas nga dili sila
modako...

you want to know the secret?
kung mangutana ka nako "bro ian, tagpila man sya?" well the answer is... it's all FREEEEEEE!!!!


what's the secret" drink water... that's it... so simple...
but you have to follow a certain ritual... unsaon pag-inom sa tubig...
(pwede tubig sa faucet if that's what your drinking right now or pwede sad kanang mga mineral water)


HOw to loss weight?

1. when you wake up... brush your teeth (para imong taste bud dili makalasa
og food or mag-crave og food)

2. drink 500 ml of water... (mga 3 ka baso ang equivalent ana. at first you'll
feel heaviness sa tiyan kay wa pa gud sulod... ingana lang na sa sugod.. you'll
get used to it.. ang imong motivation... GUSTO ka mogamay!!!)

3. after 2 hours drinking the 500 mL water, eat your normal meal... (it doesnt
matter kung kusog ka mokaon or dili... just eat your usual meal...)

4. during mealtime, AYAW inom og any COLD drinks (water, softdrinks, juice,
etc... aron ang imong gikaon ma-digest dayon sa tiyan... if you drink cold liquid,
dili matunaw ang fats... magpabilin ra hinoon na sa imong tiyan)

5. so what do you drink during mealtime? any LUKEWARM liquids... (pwede LUKEWARM
water, LUKEWARM tea, LUKEWARM softdrinks hehehe or gusto ka
LUKEWARM juice....hahaha) LUKEWARM will do... (the hot liquid facilitates your stomach
digesting those fats and cholesterol)

6. after 1 hour, you can drink ALL the COLD drinks you want... (pwede na ka mag-beer... hehehe..
pero discipline lang gyud during mealtime)

7. make it a habit to drink 500 ml of water 2 hours before a meal.... that's it!!!!
and during mealtime, ayaw inom og bugnaw....

what happened to me during 2-3 weeks? nilu-ag na gamay ang akong bakos... mga 1 to 1 1/2
ang paggamay sa akong tiyan....

ingon ni misis di na kuno kaayo naglanay ang akong tiyan... hehehe...
ingon ni officemate... nidaot kuno ko... hehehe

wala sila kabalo, kaon lang gihapon ko... sabay inom of LUKEWARM water...
nasa tubig lang pala ang sekreto...

what do you think?
ka receive pud kog mail ani but ako ra g disregard..suwayan daw ni nako beh..hehe..sugod ko ugma..then if maka seryoso dyud ko ani for a week then mu attest ko..=)
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